Now that Brit Brit is living la vida non-loca, Heather Mills tries desperately to fill the pop tart's crazy shoes, er wig.
Milling around Newark airport, McCartney's ex got a hold of Britney's left-over disguise props - Stupid wig? Check. Big sunglasses? Check. Fanny pack? Fanny pack?? - WTF?
There was no sign of daughter Beatrice - she must be riding with the cargo. Or maybe she's with Adnan!
Heather Faker than Wooden Leg
4/3/2008 1:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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