Now that Brit Brit is living la vida non-loca, Heather Mills tries desperately to fill the pop tart's crazy shoes, er wig.
Milling around Newark airport, McCartney's ex got a hold of Britney's left-over disguise props - Stupid wig? Check. Big sunglasses? Check. Fanny pack? Fanny pack?? - WTF?
There was no sign of daughter Beatrice - she must be riding with the cargo. Or maybe she's with Adnan!
1. " she must be riding in the cargo"..priceless, since $50 mill can't get her upgraded from coach!! hahaha
Posted at 12:53PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by sad commentary on life..
2. I thought it was against US Immigration laws to give ex-prostitutes a visa? Apparently no one cares who comes into this country or the State Department has a different set of rules for the rish and (in)-famous.
Posted at 12:54PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by pimp
3. That golddigger should go away and fade into the sunset. Everyone knows what she is and how she dragged paul around in the mud. Dont come to the USA Heather and think we will welcome you with open arms becaues we won't. Your claim to fame is marrying Paul and that is it. Enjoy your divorce money while it lasts. Your 15 mins of fame is over.
Posted at 12:58PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by Katrina Harrison
4. It wasn't the wig that gave her away, it was the hopping across the terminal that gave this one-legged hosebag away...
Posted at 1:01PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by handjobsolo
5. Who cares what this crazy monster one-legged gold digger is doing!!!
She's a worthless piece of British garbage, deport her one-legged a$$ back across the pond and revoke her USA entries!
Posted at 1:02PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by HeatherHater
6. still is still ugly...dry up and die Heather!!
Posted at 1:03PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by NotFamous
7. Who is she fooling, with or without the disguise, we don't care about Heather!
Posted at 1:11PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by NotFamous
8. ..I don't like her anymore than the next person, but u don't need to bring in her disability here, that shouldn't be made fun of.
Posted at 1:05PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by sad commentary on life..
9. Whoever wrote this story needs to go back and take a writing course. A little too heavy on the cheese factor scale.....LOL
Posted at 1:31PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by Mookie
10. Uh-oh, somebody's riding the crazy train...
Posted at 1:28PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by pjblogger
11. Maybe another motorcycle will run over her ugly head! This witch just won't shut up...enough of her already!!!!!
Posted at 1:29PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by Macca Love
12. I blame Paul for bringing this sociopath to the forefront! Does she realize no one cares who she is ~ she does not need a disguise.
Posted at 1:29PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by scarlett
13. I'm with #10
Posted at 2:24PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by tracey
14. Paul has so much money. He should have put it to good use like getting rid of her forever. (if you get my drift)
Posted at 1:48PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by sheesh
15. In her defense.....i think she is wearing a black belt and carrying a black clutch bag.
Posted at 1:51PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by salopia
