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4/3/2008 1:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Heather Faker than Wooden Leg

Now that Brit Brit is living la vida non-loca, Heather Mills tries desperately to fill the pop tart's crazy shoes, er wig.

Milling around Newark airport, McCartney's ex got a hold of Britney's left-over disguise props - Stupid wig? Check. Big sunglasses? Check. Fanny pack? Fanny pack?? - WTF?

There was no sign of daughter Beatrice - she must be riding with the cargo. Or maybe she's with Adnan!

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just wondering:  1411 days ago

" she must be riding in the cargo"..priceless, since $50 mill can't get her upgraded from coach!! hahaha

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pimp:  1411 days ago

I thought it was against US Immigration laws to give ex-prostitutes a visa? Apparently no one cares who comes into this country or the State Department has a different set of rules for the rish and (in)-famous.

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Thats One Ugly Skanky Hoe:  1411 days ago

That golddigger should go away and fade into the sunset. Everyone knows what she is and how she dragged paul around in the mud. Dont come to the USA Heather and think we will welcome you with open arms becaues we won't. Your claim to fame is marrying Paul and that is it. Enjoy your divorce money while it lasts. Your 15 mins of fame is over.

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hanjob solo:  1411 days ago

It wasn't the wig that gave her away, it was the hopping across the terminal that gave this one-legged hosebag away...

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harleybabe:  1411 days ago

Who cares what this crazy monster one-legged gold digger is doing!!!
She's a worthless piece of British garbage, deport her one-legged a$$ back across the pond and revoke her USA entries!

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Lucy:  1411 days ago

Who is she fooling, with or without the disguise, we don't care about Heather!

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just wondering:  1411 days ago

..I don't like her anymore than the next person, but u don't need to bring in her disability here, that shouldn't be made fun of.

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annoyed:  1411 days ago

Whoever wrote this story needs to go back and take a writing course. A little too heavy on the cheese factor scale.....LOL

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pjblogger:  1411 days ago

Uh-oh, somebody's riding the crazy train...

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Animal Lover:  1411 days ago

Maybe another motorcycle will run over her ugly head! This witch just won't shut up...enough of her already!!!!!

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scarlett:  1411 days ago

I blame Paul for bringing this sociopath to the forefront! Does she realize no one cares who she is ~ she does not need a disguise.

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tracey:  1411 days ago

I'm with #10

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sheesh:  1411 days ago

Paul has so much money. He should have put it to good use like getting rid of her forever. (if you get my drift)

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salopia:  1411 days ago

In her defense.....i think she is wearing a black belt and carrying a black clutch bag.

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Grandmother Lohan:  1411 days ago

She should only lose her other leg and have to hobble around on a little cart!
Heather Mills is a whore! Always will be!

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