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Heather Faker than Wooden Leg

4/3/2008 1:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that Brit Brit is living la vida non-loca, Heather Mills tries desperately to fill the pop tart's crazy shoes, er wig.

Milling around Newark airport, McCartney's ex got a hold of Britney's left-over disguise props - Stupid wig? Check. Big sunglasses? Check. Fanny pack? Fanny pack?? - WTF?

There was no sign of daughter Beatrice - she must be riding with the cargo. Or maybe she's with Adnan!

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1.

just wondering    

" she must be riding in the cargo"..priceless, since $50 mill can't get her upgraded from coach!! hahaha

2204 days ago
2.

pimp    

I thought it was against US Immigration laws to give ex-prostitutes a visa? Apparently no one cares who comes into this country or the State Department has a different set of rules for the rish and (in)-famous.

2204 days ago
3.

Thats One Ugly Skanky Hoe    

That golddigger should go away and fade into the sunset. Everyone knows what she is and how she dragged paul around in the mud. Dont come to the USA Heather and think we will welcome you with open arms becaues we won't. Your claim to fame is marrying Paul and that is it. Enjoy your divorce money while it lasts. Your 15 mins of fame is over.

2204 days ago
4.

hanjob solo    

It wasn't the wig that gave her away, it was the hopping across the terminal that gave this one-legged hosebag away...

2204 days ago
5.

harleybabe    

Who cares what this crazy monster one-legged gold digger is doing!!!
She's a worthless piece of British garbage, deport her one-legged a$$ back across the pond and revoke her USA entries!

2204 days ago
6.

Lucy    

Who is she fooling, with or without the disguise, we don't care about Heather!

2204 days ago
7.

just wondering    

..I don't like her anymore than the next person, but u don't need to bring in her disability here, that shouldn't be made fun of.

2204 days ago
8.

annoyed    

Whoever wrote this story needs to go back and take a writing course. A little too heavy on the cheese factor scale.....LOL

2204 days ago
9.

pjblogger    

Uh-oh, somebody's riding the crazy train...

2204 days ago
10.

Animal Lover    

Maybe another motorcycle will run over her ugly head! This witch just won't shut up...enough of her already!!!!!

2204 days ago
11.

scarlett    

I blame Paul for bringing this sociopath to the forefront! Does she realize no one cares who she is ~ she does not need a disguise.

2204 days ago
12.

tracey    

I'm with #10

2204 days ago
13.

sheesh    

Paul has so much money. He should have put it to good use like getting rid of her forever. (if you get my drift)

2204 days ago
14.

salopia    

In her defense.....i think she is wearing a black belt and carrying a black clutch bag.

2204 days ago
15.

Grandmother Lohan    

She should only lose her other leg and have to hobble around on a little cart!
Heather Mills is a whore! Always will be!

2204 days ago
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