John McCain, Old as "The Hills"

Think about it. John McCain getting bitch slapped by Hillary because he's having a secret affair with Senate hottie Barbara Boxer.
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The VP of entertainment at Heavy.com knows a good idea when he sees one. He sent over-the-hill candidate John McCain this letter, offering him the starring role in the geriatric version of "The Hills" -- cleverly titled ... drum roll ... "Over the Hills." John would play the AARP-version of woman-slayer Brody Jenner.



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1. Uh Oh..........Rupert Murdoch is gonna kick you off Faux for picking on a Republican. Better get back in line, guys.

Posted at 12:27PM on Apr 5th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

2. knock it off TMZ - we get it, you want a democrat to win. Nobody comes to TMZ to read about politics - stop with the agenda and stick to the stars and their dirt geeze. Does nobody in Hollywood get it? we dont CARE who you vote for, just shaddup and entertain us!

Posted at 12:37PM on Apr 5th 2008 by sick of em all

3. Uh...the guy deserves some respect. He is running for President, after all. It used to mean something.

Posted at 12:45PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Sandi

4. The guy from Heavy.com is an idiot for saying such a thing.
John McCain is a war hero!
It's because of McCain and soldiers like him that we are able to enjoy our freedom.
He love this country, unlike some other who sat for 20 years and listened to other people trashing our country and befriend our enemies.
I'm a Hillary supporter but can and will vote for John McCain if she does not get the nomination. At least he has presidential quality and character to lead us.

Posted at 12:49PM on Apr 5th 2008 by tim

5. John McCain has EXPERIENCE.
He may be a little old,
but I rather have him as my president than NOBAMA-NO EXPERIENCE.

Posted at 12:56PM on Apr 5th 2008 by i like john

6. Mc Cain has Class!!!!! He is not that Pig~Bill Clinton or that America hater Obama!!!!

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Moon69

7. Jimmy Jellinik...not sure how you got the title of "VP of entertainment" of anything. You obviously do not have a clue as to what is entertaining. It is one thing to invite a presidential candidate to participate in your worthless attempt at a new series, but to insinuate that he does not know what the internet is, that is just obnoxious. Do you think that only politicians like Al Gore are in the know? You just showed your level of intelligence...or lack there of! You are just an idiot!

Posted at 2:35PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Marshall from Tennessee

8. If McCain is having secret affairs, he can't be that old.
How much action is Hillary getting theses days?

Posted at 2:36PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Ruf

9. The old coot is older than dirt. Older than original sin. He had a dinosaur for a pet when he was a boy.

Posted at 2:54PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Christopher

10. I would love to debate the "hack" that wrote this, chances are they don't watch the news, or read newspapers. They are going to vote for Obama with the romantic notion it will end our nations racial woes, and he will immediately pull our troops out of Iraq leaving a vacuum. Or vote for Hillary because she's a woman, who does have more political experience, and who also promises to pull our troops out.

Posted at 3:59PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Maxwell

11. Nobody is dumb enough to have an affair with Bimbo Boxer except maybe Hillary!

Posted at 5:08PM on Apr 5th 2008 by mickeylou

12. I think it's much more likely that Hillary would be having the secret affair with Barbara Boxer.

Posted at 5:25PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Kong

13. MCCAIN IS DAMAGED GOODS.

MCCAIN IS A FORMER TORTURED POW.

MCCAIN IS UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT.

FORMER REPUBLICAN SENATOR RICK SANTORUM HAS SAID THAT MCCAIN LACKS THE TEMPERMENT TO BE PRESIDENT.

CONSERVATIVES DON'T TRUST MCCAIN.

MCCAIN CAN'T BE TRUSTED.

Posted at 6:33PM on Apr 5th 2008 by anonymous

14. An Old Hero Rino or a Jack-a$ Liberal ?.Its up to you Folks !

Posted at 8:36PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Mik

15. sing:'hes bringin gerry back...hes so old he could have a hart attack his republican values r outta whack he wouldnt remember how 2 get 2 the studio and thatz a fact!!1"i think its kinda a good idea though itd be fun 2 laugh at sort of like laughing at george w only hiz being president aint funny lol.

Posted at 11:50PM on Apr 5th 2008 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist-----(kadintodd2@aol.com)\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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