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Paris - How Much for That Cheetah?

Paris Hilton wants to bring Africa to L.A. – in the form of a very fast pussy ... cat.

A spy from Cape Town's Mount Nelson resort tells Gatecrasher that while Paris was there, she was obsessed with how much everything cost: "That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'"

Because that's what a colony of Chihuahuas needs: a cheetah in the mix.

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1.

Eight days without a Paris post...

Were we any poorer..?

Posted at 9:11AM on Apr 8th 2008 by She all you got, TMZ?

2. damn, Paris thinks she's Josephine Baker now, wantin' to parade a cheetah on a leash around Beverly Hills....

Posted at 9:15AM on Apr 8th 2008 by mook

3. Stupid beotch kills her own dogs and can't even take care of them! I hope someone sells her a cheetah with rabies! She finds a new way every day to HATE her!!! Me! Me! ME!! A waste of perfectly breathable air!

Posted at 9:15AM on Apr 8th 2008 by HATE her!!!

4. Next month is 31 years after the release of Star Wars-where has this dead beat,trying to rip George off liar been?

Hiding in a cave & did NOT know the success of the 6 films?

Should be thrown out of court!!

Posted at 9:16AM on Apr 8th 2008 by Ms Kris

5. oooooo new spam sites for me to check out. i'll get right on that.

Posted at 9:16AM on Apr 8th 2008 by me

6.
Why not just buy the whole of African fauna...
-Crocodile in the pool, the elephant in the garage...Nice variant :)
But if seriously, Cheetah is a wild animal ,they are only sweet when they small , than it grow in a dangerous hunter..
Be careful -

Posted at 9:38AM on Apr 8th 2008 by And

7. I hope that Scott Weiland stays sober, he had a chance with Velvet Rev. to make his life better and clean. All the guys in Vel. Rev. had to struggle with their demons, but Weiland just can't do it. I love STP , but I feel this will be short lived and I fear one day I will wake up to the news that Scott Weiland has died from an overdose or suicide. I really hope Scott can clean up. He's a talent that is hard to find....

Posted at 9:38AM on Apr 8th 2008 by STP

8. Please paris you stupid ho bag, buy a cheetah - take it home so it can maul you to death so we won't ever have to hear from you again. Paris reminds me of the spoiled rotten brat - Veruca Salt - I want it NOW!!!!

Posted at 10:03AM on Apr 8th 2008 by rock on

9. Hopefully they'll let Paris buy the Cheetah so it can turn on her and have her for lunch. That way we won't have to go through the torture of seeing her dumb pics in these sites anymore.

Posted at 10:09AM on Apr 8th 2008 by Sofia5

10. The SPOTS would outrun the cheetah in haste to escape from Paris. That's why she has to have all those 'toy' and 'teacup' dogs, they can't get very far. Why doesn't she decide to go play with a grizzly? I'm sure there's one who'd just looove to cuddle with her.

Posted at 10:16AM on Apr 8th 2008 by Kizzy

11. Dear Paris,

How about a pet gorilla?

Gorillas are furry and fuzzy and eat bananas.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 10:39AM on Apr 8th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

12. If the cheetah was smart it would definitely run away from her...like Benji Madden should! He probably caught her herpes by now. She's such a dimwit. Hope the cheetah does us all a favor and has her for an afternoon snack.

Posted at 10:38AM on Apr 8th 2008 by KayakGirl

13. Do it Stephanie....do it.....and take out your brother while you are at it.

Posted at 10:44AM on Apr 8th 2008 by Victoria

14. YEAH,YEAH,YEAH!!!!
LET THAT SNATCHHERPES PARIS BUY A CHEETAH.THEN TELL HER ITS OK TO LET IT ROAM AROUND THE HOUSE,GET IT A CAT BOX TO POOP IN ,AND TELL HER TO FEED IT WHOLE CHICKENS.TELL HER TO SLAP IT INTO SUBMISSION IN ITS FACE....THEN TAKE PICTURES AS SHES RUSHED TO THE VET,ER I MEAN HOSPITAL FOR LIMB TRANSPLANTS!!!!LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Posted at 10:58AM on Apr 8th 2008 by spliffs mommy

15. I'd be willing to buy Paris Hilton a muzzle. Hell, I'll even spring for a one-way ticket to Siberia, if she promises never to come back.

Posted at 11:03AM on Apr 8th 2008 by Karen

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