BeJay: Lords of the Missing Rings

16. One wedding guest is quoted by MediaTakeOut.com as saying: "There was literally so much food! We had seven courses in total, including beluga caviar, shrimp scampi and buckets of Popeye's Fried Chicken."

Beyonce, 26, and 38-year-old Jay-Z then took each other in their arms for their first dance as a married couple to Crazy in Love - the 2003 hit song they collaborated on.

The newlyweds retreated upstairs at around 1am.

A source revealed they were desperate to consummate their marriage because Beyonce had ensured they stuck to a three-week 'no sex' ban before their big day.

Wedding guests were reportedly searched before entering the apartment.

Security guards confiscated numerous cell phones and cameras, as well as three guns.

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LMAO AT POPEYE'S CHICKEN!!!!

Posted at 6:16PM on Apr 12th 2008 by im just saying

17. So when people find out if they're married or not, then what? Leave them be.

Posted at 6:10PM on Apr 12th 2008 by OnlySkeevyStonersFart

18. The Crazy In Love singer - who tied the knot with Jay-Z last Friday - sported a huge diamond on her ring finger as she watched her new husband perform at Atlanta’s Phillips Arena.

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Just another article I came across. What's up with the big friggen secret anyways? They must've had a exclusive pricey deal with some mag that only comes out monthly. Do they think they're some kind of royalty or something? "shaking head".

Posted at 6:18PM on Apr 12th 2008 by im just saying

19. THEY'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN ANYONE ELSE , THERE'S MARRIAGES EVERYDAY , THIS ISN'T NO BETTER ....


BIGGGGGGGGGGGG DEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


WHO MADE THEM BETTER ????????????????????????????????????????????????/

IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE THE CAMERAS , THEN THEY SHOULD NEVER OF BECOME A CELEB , THERE OWN FAULT..........

DEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WITHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT........................

Posted at 6:23PM on Apr 12th 2008 by BIGGGGGGGGGGGG DEALLLLLLLLLLLLL

20. I'm so happy they got married. They are so cute together!

Posted at 6:20PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Kelly

21. I'LL GIVE THEM 1 - 10 YRS , THEN THEY WILL LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE

MOST CELEBS DOES...............FAMOUS MARRIAGES DOESN'T LAST LONG

VERY RARE..................

Posted at 6:23PM on Apr 12th 2008 by I'LL GIVE THEM 1 - 10 YRS .....CELEBS MARRIAGES DOESN'T LAST LONG .......................

22. daddy knowles must be pisssssssed that nobody cares. he had allllways wanted his queen b's wedding to be the celebrity royal wedding everyone will faun over.

didnt happen.

like hiding from everyone their knocked up...not telling the truth, a way to force the public to care.

what losers !!!

Posted at 6:41PM on Apr 12th 2008 by bverbve

23. THEY'RE AFRAID THAT THE TYPE OF THUGS THEY HANG OUT WITH WILL STEAL THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:43PM on Apr 12th 2008 by noitall

24. you don't care yet you comment. Obviously you do and so must everyone else scince it's still being talked about.

Posted at 6:44PM on Apr 12th 2008 by reese

25. SHE'S THINKIN': " I SURE DID MARRY ME LOTZ O' MONY!!!!!!! "

HE'S THINKIN": "WHAT THE HELL DID I DO !!!????!!! "

Posted at 6:47PM on Apr 12th 2008 by noitall

26. deir just gonna do wut dey did wen dey started 2 go out, they arent gonna confirm anything so just give it up already...

Posted at 6:50PM on Apr 12th 2008 by lm

27. Such a fab couple! B doesn't need Jay's money. Its true that he made over 100 million last year, but she made 55 million herself, and that is nothing to sneeze at.

Posted at 6:57PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Tina

28. aren't rings supposed to be on the left hand?

Posted at 1:26PM on Apr 13th 2008 by erica kuhlmann

29. I do not think she is 26 she looks more like 30-35 age range.

Posted at 10:36PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Natalie

30. It's probaly all a part of Ashton Kutchers new show where he punks out the media by using celebs who are participating.

Posted at 12:07PM on Apr 13th 2008 by carrie