Train Wrecks
Ultimate Douchebag Will Wrestle Again

Hold on to your man-panties, because no one's favorite pathetic, homophobic, trash-talking wrestler-turned-conservative unmotivational speaker Ultimate Warrior is returning to the ring.
Ulitmate Warrior
Brian James Hellwig, aka Ultimate Warrior, will tease his hair and come out of retirement on June 25 to faux-fight in something called the NWE. Instead of mouthing off on his blog against celebs like Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan, the 48-year-old homosapien will fight someone called Orlando Jordan in Barcelona.

Apparently, writhing around with sweaty, half-naked members of the same sex is a hard job to give up!



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1. Of all the 'wrasslers' to survive! A total waste of perfectly breathable air!

Posted at 12:54PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Bummer!

2. The opponent Orlando Jordan is gay, at one time he claimed his release from WWE was due to the fact he is gay.

Posted at 12:58PM on Apr 21st 2008 by 6'5"

3. Hmm, never knew why Orlando Jordan was fired. He was a pretty decent wrestler. I find it funny, the WWE will have their lesbian kissing scenes, but being gay and fired? I highly doubt that. Of course, again, don't know why he was fired anyway. I hope he kicks Warrior's ass. In that fake wrestling way of course.

Posted at 1:04PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Popsmart

4. this guy is such a douche bag, i bet if the truth were know he is a homo himself

Posted at 1:07PM on Apr 21st 2008 by bryan

5. hmmmm... is this how this guy amkes a living? who is he? seems like an idiot to me like any other douchebag wandering the hallways at Penn Station in NYC. i say, put him on a plane to iraq, give him a gun, and maybe then he will find some value to his life...bless and praise to our men and women fighting on our behalf!

peace to all.

Posted at 1:22PM on Apr 21st 2008 by spread the love

6. what a freak

Posted at 1:31PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Goober

7. i'd like to shove a live grenade into that homo-freak's wide open pie-hole

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Goober

8. Orlando Jordan is openly bisexual; in fact, they had planned a wrestling angle around it. The incident that led to him being fired by the WWE was that he had people in the backstage area before a show that did not have permission to be there. It was the final straw, as there had been some other issues as well.

Warrior, on the other hand, is just an idiot.

Posted at 1:40PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Rassler

9. Funny... Orlando Jones is a homosexual... I hope Warrior has a heart attack and dies in the ring.

Posted at 2:01PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Handsome Nova Scotian

10. I always wondered about OJ. He got that push with JBL's Cabinet and then he was gone...Too bad he'll more than likely be stuck in a squash with The Ultimate Windbag. Guy should just shut up and vanish

Posted at 2:23PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Jables

11. Isn't this the guy no one invited to their high school parties?

yep, that's him

Posted at 2:56PM on Apr 21st 2008 by CoolGirl2008

12. How funny that the writer of this article put "Apparently, writhing around with sweaty, half-naked members of the same-sex is a hard job to give up!" Well, you just described how Harvey Levin spends his Saturday nights!! I'm just sayin'!

Posted at 3:03PM on Apr 21st 2008 by H B Rider

13. Ultimate Warrior is one ot the greatest wrestlers of all time. TMZ you better not talk bad about him unless you like the things the Warrior will do to you. Don't call him a douchebag, that's not right, he's a nice guy. Man you are meanies. GO WARRIOR!!!

Posted at 3:07PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Wrestling Fan

14. The moon and the stars and the planets must have recently aligned.

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 21st 2008 by hunguS

15. i thought this guy was dead...

Posted at 4:25PM on Apr 21st 2008 by VAN HALEN ROCKS

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