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Ultimate Douchebag Will Wrestle Again

Hold on to your man-panties, because no one's favorite pathetic, homophobic, trash-talking wrestler-turned-conservative unmotivational speaker Ultimate Warrior is returning to the ring.
Ulitmate Warrior
Brian James Hellwig, aka Ultimate Warrior, will tease his hair and come out of retirement on June 25 to faux-fight in something called the NWE. Instead of mouthing off on his blog against celebs like Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan, the 48-year-old homosapien will fight someone called Orlando Jordan in Barcelona.

Apparently, writhing around with sweaty, half-naked members of the same sex is a hard job to give up!



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1. Of all the 'wrasslers' to survive! A total waste of perfectly breathable air!

Posted at 12:54PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Bummer!

2. The opponent Orlando Jordan is gay, at one time he claimed his release from WWE was due to the fact he is gay.

Posted at 12:58PM on Apr 21st 2008 by 6'5"

3. It's funny, because Orlando Jordan is openkly bisexual. Wonder if Warrior will intentially hurt him

Posted at 6:35PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Ryan

4. Funny... Orlando Jones is a homosexual... I hope Warrior has a heart attack and dies in the ring.

Posted at 2:01PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Handsome Nova Scotian

5. Hmm, never knew why Orlando Jordan was fired. He was a pretty decent wrestler. I find it funny, the WWE will have their lesbian kissing scenes, but being gay and fired? I highly doubt that. Of course, again, don't know why he was fired anyway. I hope he kicks Warrior's ass. In that fake wrestling way of course.

Posted at 1:04PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Popsmart

6. this guy is such a douche bag, i bet if the truth were know he is a homo himself

Posted at 1:07PM on Apr 21st 2008 by bryan

7. Geez you people (including TMZ) sure are gullable or stupid..? It's all part of the act! "Lets see I am a former popular wrestler.. been out of the ring for awhile... wonder how I can stage a comeback? gotta be something big.. something that will piss people off, and make me a qucik million so I can reitre properly.. ::reads newspaper::: gee this whole gay marriage thing sure is pissing people off.... :::ding::: since I really don't give a crap what people actually think about me or what I say... They just fired a gay dude in purpose to stage my comeback.."

Posted at 7:01PM on Apr 22nd 2008 by LameMZ

8. Glad everyone keeps up with their gay wrestlin heros.........

Posted at 8:32PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Cas

9. hmmmm... is this how this guy amkes a living? who is he? seems like an idiot to me like any other douchebag wandering the hallways at Penn Station in NYC. i say, put him on a plane to iraq, give him a gun, and maybe then he will find some value to his life...bless and praise to our men and women fighting on our behalf!

peace to all.

Posted at 1:22PM on Apr 21st 2008 by spread the love

10. what a freak

Posted at 1:31PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Goober

11. i'd like to shove a live grenade into that homo-freak's wide open pie-hole

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Goober

12. Orlando Jordan is openly bisexual; in fact, they had planned a wrestling angle around it. The incident that led to him being fired by the WWE was that he had people in the backstage area before a show that did not have permission to be there. It was the final straw, as there had been some other issues as well.

Warrior, on the other hand, is just an idiot.

Posted at 1:40PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Rassler

13. Ultimate Warrior was not to be messed with....in the early 90s...but now he's an old man trying to make a living. If it wasn't for him being such a douche bag, he would've had a lucrative wresltling career....he will win the wrestling match but after Orlando Jordan rides that backside of his....

Posted at 1:42PM on Apr 22nd 2008 by biggerhec

14. I always wondered about OJ. He got that push with JBL's Cabinet and then he was gone...Too bad he'll more than likely be stuck in a squash with The Ultimate Windbag. Guy should just shut up and vanish

Posted at 2:23PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Jables

15. Ultimate Warrior is one ot the greatest wrestlers of all time. TMZ you better not talk bad about him unless you like the things the Warrior will do to you. Don't call him a douchebag, that's not right, he's a nice guy. Man you are meanies. GO WARRIOR!!!

Posted at 3:07PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Wrestling Fan

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