America's Next Top Psycho

4/25/2008 4:05 PM PDT
A woman watching "Top Model" went seriously "Springer" over her friend's refusal to stop yapping during Miss J's transtastic Tyrade. Fierce!

According to police, the 42-year-old victim refused to pipe down, leading her crazy-ass friend to allegedly pull out a knife and stab her. Beauty really is pain!

When police arrived, they found the bloody victim lying on a couch amidst clumps of hair. The psycho suspect fled and is still at large.