Shia LaPooped

New name: Mr. Lightweight.

Dayam! Shia is looking Good!

I think I'm the only person in the world that does not think he is not. Look at him. He looks like a 14 year old that hasn't grown into his body yet. Yuck. Pedophiles. You're all pedophiles.

He's headed to the ER to have a gallon of semen pumped from his stomach.

Hot? Wow I love the unwarranted media attention this guy seems to get. He's a loser, and for you to call him hot should be a crime!

He's looking good! He's finally looking like a man! Very hot!

LOL - wow. I want to inch those pants down just a liiiiiitle bit further. Hottttt

GILF !!
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well, you know the rest!!!

How 'bout "cited?" (A "site" is a place.)

Is he having sex tih Megan FOX?? I bet they got it on.

I'd totally do him.

Ya'll that think he's hot are soo damn sad...........

lol meh.Been there,done that.Probably rollin with serious peeks at that moment.

To #14 (Sarah):

The next time you want to question the intelligence of other posters, you might want to make sure you spell retarded correctly as not being able to spell makes you appear to be ... well, never mind. Anyway, it's RETARDED not RETARTED.

BTW, people were merely pointing out that the correct word should be CITED and not SITED. While I seriously doubt anyone comes to this SITE for high quality, intellectual reading material, TMZ could at least hire staffers who have a vocabulary that is above that of a 4th grader.

Oh, and I'd totally do him.