Winona Shops.....Joke Writes Self

The clerks at Marc Jacobs must have been nervous when they saw this one walk in.


That bulky jacket Winona was rocking brought back shades of Saks, the 2001 line.


Just because she left the store without any bags doesn't make it wrong.



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1. lol to funny

Posted at 12:25PM on May 2nd 2008 by timothy Roper

2. why so serious....

http://www.theweeklydonut.com/index.php/2008/05/01/the-dark-knights-nemesis/

Posted at 12:26PM on May 2nd 2008 by BobbyV

3. Where is she and where is her career?

Posted at 12:26PM on May 2nd 2008 by Lenn K.

4. She's got diamond earrings under the wig.

Posted at 12:26PM on May 2nd 2008 by Elaine

5. She is obese.

Posted at 12:28PM on May 2nd 2008 by Irene Gracey Size 0

6. TMZ...............you are ruthless!!! That was a long time ago.

Posted at 12:29PM on May 2nd 2008 by Dallas

7. That is some really bad video. Who shot this junk?

Posted at 12:35PM on May 2nd 2008 by zeke

8. Ok, so is that all you got. A photo of Rider coming out of a store and some half assed comment about a mistake she made 7 years ago??

Ever since Briteny and Paris fell off the front pages, TMZ has had a hard time making up enough stuff to generate advertising revenue.

Why don't you guys make fun of the homeless? I'd bet you'd get a lot of hits off that.

Posted at 12:35PM on May 2nd 2008 by Britney's Lawyer

9. Aw, come on TMZ, let the girl shop, that was a long time ago, and she paid for her crime already, let it go....

Posted at 12:36PM on May 2nd 2008 by Adrienne

10. please leave her alone, we all make mistakes, she paid her dues. some people never take responabilty. you go winona

Posted at 12:40PM on May 2nd 2008 by pattie

11. What about the pre-nup Jay Z. had Beyonce sign? Sounds like he is paying her to be married to him!!!!!

Posted at 12:41PM on May 2nd 2008 by Dallas

12. 4. She is obese.

Posted at 12:28PM on May 2nd 2008 by Irene Gracey Size 0
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Spoken like a true anorexic with body dysmorphic image.

I'm 100% certain Winona looks like a Botticelli painting next to you.

Posted at 1:04PM on May 2nd 2008 by Git.

13. At least it's not another story on Cristian de la Fuente.

Posted at 1:09PM on May 2nd 2008 by PTL.

14. This dumbass still deserves to be hackled at, what the HELL was she thinking in the first plae?? who cares if it was 7 yrs ago? That doesnt mean anything, she is a Hollywood actress, a well-known one, so no one aint ever gonna forget this dumb broad.

Posted at 1:32PM on May 2nd 2008 by Bored Shitless @ Work

15. To git: Botticelli's Renaissance Women are even more obese than Rosie O'Donnell ! Get edumacated, Man !

Posted at 1:20PM on May 2nd 2008 by Irene Gracey, Size 0

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