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Can you guess the combined age of Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler and Robin Zander? No cheating ...

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Posted at 12:58PM on May 10th 2008 by Yay

2. SO WHAT? They're freaking legends. What's the average age of a TMZ staffer? 12? What will YOUR legacy be, besides "Purveyor of Trash"?

Posted at 1:05PM on May 10th 2008 by Hyde

3. Well, the alternative is DEATH, so I think they are doing pretty damn good.

Posted at 1:07PM on May 10th 2008 by sheesh

4. WHAT A BUNCH OF FREAKS!!!!!

ONCE AGAIN, TMZ IS ESCORTING STUPID MEN TO FIRST CLASS!!! IF THESE WERE WOMEN YOU WOULD HAVE
CALLED THEM ON THERE LOOKS AND THROWN THEM UNDER A TRAIN. THESE FREAKS BELONG IN A CIRCUS AND YOU KNOW IT, TMZ! SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT TELLING THE TRUTH.

Posted at 2:00PM on May 10th 2008 by Maria Johnston

5. 97+
104+
88=
386

Posted at 2:10PM on May 10th 2008 by ding dong

6. Soon there will be nothing left but teeth......

Posted at 2:41PM on May 10th 2008 by Kay

7. Good grief !! You children at MZ are sooooo obsessed with youth and hard bodies you're in for quite a shock when you grow up. I'd love to be around when you begin to age, get fat or whatever. I'd laugh my head off!!

Posted at 2:56PM on May 10th 2008 by katb

8.
the ONLY crosses they where these daze are the blue cross;

when you mention " HO's " they swear you said " H.M.O.'s "

Posted at 8:18PM on May 17th 2008 by rosaparks

9. OMG,,,DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!

Posted at 5:26PM on May 10th 2008 by DC

10. PUT HARVEY LEVIN (WORLD'S OLDEST STALKER) IN THE PICTURE AND YOU HAVE 240 YEARS

Posted at 5:32PM on May 10th 2008 by theroyalgs

11. I love them all!! Great to still see em kicking it!!

But the total has got to be like 600

Posted at 7:16PM on May 10th 2008 by lil

12. Change the pic to Brit Brit, Lilo & Hannah. See if they can still rock HALF as hard as these guys do at this age. These gentlemen are LEGENDS. People still buy their music and learn from them as stage performers and respected, timeless artists....and let's not forget KISS is tearing it up in Europe right now. LONG LIVE ROCK & ROLL!!!!

Posted at 8:37AM on May 11th 2008 by Rocker SB

13. Alice is definitivly the handsomest (non-surgical) rocker alive.

Posted at 11:59PM on May 10th 2008 by prescottonian

14. I'm sorry; when did S. Tyler have his sex change? Anyone know?

Posted at 12:00AM on May 11th 2008 by jazmeen

15. Well, now we know what Liv looks like when she gets older.

Posted at 12:39AM on May 11th 2008 by cya

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