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Ashlee and Pete

They Did WHAT?

5/18/2008 5:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

No surprise here. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got hitched last night at her family's home in front of a small group of friends and relatives (via People).

Her father, Joe Simpson, who always needs to be involved in his daughter's business, performed the service. Big sis Jessica, served as the maid-of-honor and Pete's English bulldog was the ring bearer. The Alice in Wonderland-themed reception included a wedding cake with a top hat and tea pot, which definitely satisfied Ashlee's growing appetite. No word on where the new husband and wife will go for their honeymoon. Hopefully Papa Joe doesn't tag along.

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Anne    

Poor Jen's just happy to have SOMEONE. John, please stick with her so we don't have to see cat in heat butt shots anymore. Please!

2357 days ago
2.

Sad    

Jenn is desperately trying to cover her mistakes with Brad and is so obvious. Now Angelina is expecting twins! Jenn is beside herself.

2357 days ago
3.

John    

The New Kids on the Block performed Friday, NOT yesterday, as in Saturday. Fix that TMZ!

2357 days ago
4.

CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH    

NO BIG DEAL , COUPLES ARE GETTING MARRIED EVERYDAY ............

MEDIA AND CELEBS BOTH MAKES BIG DEAL OUT OF NOTHING .................

PIMP DADDY JOE WILL SO HOW MUCH MONEY HE CAN 'PIMP " OUT

ASHLEY'S BABY PICTURES ..............HE HAS TO GET HIS HANDS ON EVERYTHING ......

HIS PROBLEM IS ..........HE KNOWS WAY TO MUCH ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER AND THEY

WILL NEVER HAVE PRIVACY AS LONG AS PIMP DADDY JOE'S AROUND ................

HE HAS CROSSED HIS BOUNDRY LINES ..............

2357 days ago
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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH    

JOHN MAYER IS DOWN RIGHT BUCK UGLY .............

I DON'T SEE WHAT ANY LADY WOULD SEE IN HIM .............

HE'S NOT POPULAR , JUST UGLY ..............

JENNIFER , SHE NOT PICKING THE RIGHT MEN ,,,,,,,,

THE PROBLEM WITH CELEBS , THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING FROM ONE PERSON TO ANOTHER

THEY ALL END UP SHARING EACH OTHER MEN / WOMEN ..........YUCK ........

THIS ISN'T ONLY DIRECTED TO THOSE'S IN HOLLYWOOD , BUT ANYWHERE IN USA /WORLD ...

UNHAPPY , THEY AREN'T CONTENT WITH JUST ONE .....ITS MANY , THAT'S WHY THEY

AREN'T STABLE ..................

2357 days ago
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JPETE    

Why aren't they called "Old Farts at the Walkers"? They are too old.

2357 days ago
7.

wtf    

"hell to get over, not because he's a great guy, but because he's a 'great' guy."

What?

2357 days ago
8.

blabs    

Jen was MARRIED to Brad for seven years. If she wanted his kid so bad, she could have had one. So she's jealous about his baby mama having a litter of bastards why?

2357 days ago
9.

anna    

yeah i figured John was packing a 'punch', Germans are known for their, umm, 'sturdy' equipment. Believe me, she wont be thinking about Angelina & Brad for long:)
(no pun intended)

2357 days ago
10.

Lori    

Well if this guy helps her to feel good an giddy like a teenage go for it. In my lifetime not many men have had that affect on me. It comes along once in awhile and feels great!! If she gets hurt, oh well. It will not be the first time she gets hurt. She will bounce back. I am sure it is a fling for him. Just another fling.

2357 days ago
11.

Krishna    

Looking at John Mayer makes me hot and horny baby! oohhhhhhhhhh!

2357 days ago
12.

tba    

Mayer is known more for his slutiness than his music and Aniston appears to crawl into bed with anyone who has a pulse.

2357 days ago
13.

Reine    

If he makes her happy for a short time why not? He's not any worse than Brad but when it comes for her to settle down, I hope she makes a better decision, someone who respects marriage.

2357 days ago
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rachel    

What's up with Joe Simpson performing the ceremony (that's what it says in the People article)?? Can that guy NOT be mentioned in any story about his daughters? What a creep.

2356 days ago
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Edumacated    

9. yeah i figured John was packing a 'punch', Germans are known for their, umm, 'sturdy' equipment. Believe me, she wont be thinking about Angelina & Brad for long:)
(no pun intended)

Posted at 10:25AM on May 18th 2008 by tia
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I figured as much also. But he is likely well endowed compared to other WHITE men. Since the women who sleep with him have been used to the typical 3" to 4" variety, they are understandably impressed by even a 7-incher. (Brad has admitted to being, in his own words, "hung like a flea, so I'm guessing he is a 3-incher). For Black men, 8" to 10" is the norm. It took me a very long time to get used to the disparity when I started dating white men. I thought the 3-inch stories were merely old wives tales. Sadly, they are not. I even encountered one who was LESS than 3 inches. I was left speechless.

2356 days ago
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