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5/18/2008 5:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ashlee and Pete: They Did WHAT?

No surprise here. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got hitched last night at her family's home in front of a small group of friends and relatives (via People).

Her father, Joe Simpson, who always needs to be involved in his daughter's business, performed the service. Big sis Jessica, served as the maid-of-honor and Pete's English bulldog was the ring bearer. The Alice in Wonderland-themed reception included a wedding cake with a top hat and tea pot, which definitely satisfied Ashlee's growing appetite. No word on where the new husband and wife will go for their honeymoon. Hopefully Papa Joe doesn't tag along.

John Mayer's Body is a Wonderland?


Close friends of Jennifer Aniston are trying to figure out what she sees in the resident player, John Mayer. The serial dater isn't one to make long-term commitments, but despite his track record, Jen appears smitten and giddy like a teen girl over the guitar-playing singer.

According to the NY Daily News, John has a particular--asset--that makes the ladies forget about his reported wandering eyes and hands, even if for just a few minutes at a time. One bruised ex says John is "hell to get over, not because he's a great guy, but because he's a 'great' guy." Sounds talented.

Daryn -- I'm No Tucker Carlson!


She's covered everything from sports in Arizona to major breaking news stories on CNN. She even dated Rush Limbaugh. After leaving CNN to launch her own feel good sports website, darynkagan.com -- Daryn still feels she has a lot to accomplish. The news anchor tells cyinterview.com that she is a "Dancing with the Stars" freak and would tango her way to the top spot on a platform of reinvention, to remind people to embrace the opportunities and "re-invent your life".

Not to mention, Daryn needs to erase the bad name Tucker Carlson gave to the TV News community after his abysmal performance on the dance show. It wouldn't take much to out dance Tucker.


Party Favors: New Kids Needed More Than a Hint on "Today" ... "Hiding in Hip-Hop" Unclosets Music Bigs ... Yorn Sings for Modine



The New Kids on the Block might've laid a giant stale Eighties egg on the "Today" show Friday, but it wasn't for lack of hydration. We're told that the Old Guys were quaffing HINT "healing water" before their gig -- and now their faces will be plastered on a limited edition bottle of the stuff. If only they would stay there. ... We hear that former showbiz exec Terrance Dean's new book "Hiding in Hip-Hop: On the Down Low in the Entertainment Industry" will fling the sheets off the secret gay love lives of athletes and music bigs, and he's been blogging about it on SOHH.com ... Matthew Modine was amongst the bigshot guests at an Amstel Light night at the Boat Basin, while Pete Yorn strummed and sang away -- does anyone drink anything else but Amstel at the Boat Basin? Just askin'.

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Anne:  1366 days ago

Poor Jen's just happy to have SOMEONE. John, please stick with her so we don't have to see cat in heat butt shots anymore. Please!

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Sad:  1366 days ago

Jenn is desperately trying to cover her mistakes with Brad and is so obvious. Now Angelina is expecting twins! Jenn is beside herself.

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John:  1366 days ago

The New Kids on the Block performed Friday, NOT yesterday, as in Saturday. Fix that TMZ!

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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH:  1366 days ago

NO BIG DEAL , COUPLES ARE GETTING MARRIED EVERYDAY ............

MEDIA AND CELEBS BOTH MAKES BIG DEAL OUT OF NOTHING .................

PIMP DADDY JOE WILL SO HOW MUCH MONEY HE CAN 'PIMP " OUT

ASHLEY'S BABY PICTURES ..............HE HAS TO GET HIS HANDS ON EVERYTHING ......

HIS PROBLEM IS ..........HE KNOWS WAY TO MUCH ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER AND THEY

WILL NEVER HAVE PRIVACY AS LONG AS PIMP DADDY JOE'S AROUND ................

HE HAS CROSSED HIS BOUNDRY LINES ..............

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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH:  1366 days ago

JOHN MAYER IS DOWN RIGHT BUCK UGLY .............

I DON'T SEE WHAT ANY LADY WOULD SEE IN HIM .............

HE'S NOT POPULAR , JUST UGLY ..............

JENNIFER , SHE NOT PICKING THE RIGHT MEN ,,,,,,,,

THE PROBLEM WITH CELEBS , THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING FROM ONE PERSON TO ANOTHER

THEY ALL END UP SHARING EACH OTHER MEN / WOMEN ..........YUCK ........

THIS ISN'T ONLY DIRECTED TO THOSE'S IN HOLLYWOOD , BUT ANYWHERE IN USA /WORLD ...

UNHAPPY , THEY AREN'T CONTENT WITH JUST ONE .....ITS MANY , THAT'S WHY THEY

AREN'T STABLE ..................

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JPETE:  1366 days ago

Why aren't they called "Old Farts at the Walkers"? They are too old.

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wtf:  1366 days ago

"hell to get over, not because he's a great guy, but because he's a 'great' guy."

What?

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blabs:  1366 days ago

Jen was MARRIED to Brad for seven years. If she wanted his kid so bad, she could have had one. So she's jealous about his baby mama having a litter of bastards why?

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anna:  1366 days ago

yeah i figured John was packing a 'punch', Germans are known for their, umm, 'sturdy' equipment. Believe me, she wont be thinking about Angelina & Brad for long:)
(no pun intended)

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Lori:  1366 days ago

Well if this guy helps her to feel good an giddy like a teenage go for it. In my lifetime not many men have had that affect on me. It comes along once in awhile and feels great!! If she gets hurt, oh well. It will not be the first time she gets hurt. She will bounce back. I am sure it is a fling for him. Just another fling.

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Krishna:  1366 days ago

Looking at John Mayer makes me hot and horny baby! oohhhhhhhhhh!

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tba:  1366 days ago

Mayer is known more for his slutiness than his music and Aniston appears to crawl into bed with anyone who has a pulse.

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Reine:  1366 days ago

If he makes her happy for a short time why not? He's not any worse than Brad but when it comes for her to settle down, I hope she makes a better decision, someone who respects marriage.

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rachel:  1366 days ago

What's up with Joe Simpson performing the ceremony (that's what it says in the People article)?? Can that guy NOT be mentioned in any story about his daughters? What a creep.

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Edumacated:  1366 days ago

9. yeah i figured John was packing a 'punch', Germans are known for their, umm, 'sturdy' equipment. Believe me, she wont be thinking about Angelina & Brad for long:)
(no pun intended)

Posted at 10:25AM on May 18th 2008 by tia
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I figured as much also. But he is likely well endowed compared to other WHITE men. Since the women who sleep with him have been used to the typical 3" to 4" variety, they are understandably impressed by even a 7-incher. (Brad has admitted to being, in his own words, "hung like a flea, so I'm guessing he is a 3-incher). For Black men, 8" to 10" is the norm. It took me a very long time to get used to the disparity when I started dating white men. I thought the 3-inch stories were merely old wives tales. Sadly, they are not. I even encountered one who was LESS than 3 inches. I was left speechless.

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