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Sanjaya Prepares for Retirement

5/27/2008 6:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hold on to your scrunchie! Despite being on his 16th minute of fame, pony-hawked "Idol" wannabeen Sanjaya Malakar is going Nationwide.

Instead of performing at the opening of an outlet mall or local balloon festival like his fellow "Idol" losers, Sanji followed in the bankrupt footsteps of MC Hammer and Kevin Federline and filmed the latest ad for Nationwide insurance in India today.

The theme of the commercial is about planning for your retirement -- something that happened to Sanjaya the minute he was voted off "A.I."

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Answer your phone. PLEASE. I love you.

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first

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second!!!

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Jerome, your baby mamma still loves you. Don't listen to her mouth, listen to her eyes chile. The number 2 is very important this month. So is fiber. You are going to get that job and come into a lot of money.

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I have magic underpants. I'm not figgity. I drink coffee. That's what the kids do these days, and listen to Moby. I'm coming like a bat out of hell. We have a funny name for when we have to pop cell phones. Dutch Barbie. Peak physical position. 30 to 40 seconds. I am fanjaya, hear me roar. Pretty shoes. I threw up, but I shallowed it back up. This is not Washington DC. I am a wizard. Miami knows spin. They make us look dumber. What were you going to say? Was I talking? Huh? Oh sorry, I blanked out.

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Is that question? I think she may have topped herself.

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That is too coherent to be her.

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FIRST!!!

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first!!!

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I like this boy.

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That seems like a fair price. I call bs on this whole thing. Plus, I know for a fact that he's busy during those dates.

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Are you people high? ROTFLMAO

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