Mel B's Rump Roasted

It's good to be Scary Spice's fake-Belafonte husband -- if for no other reason than being able to oil up those hard-to -reach places.



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1. PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO HATE. First.

Posted at 1:47PM on May 28th 2008 by Chief Slapaho

2. Mel, you do not need anymore sun...................put some SPF on your face!

Posted at 1:51PM on May 28th 2008 by Dallas

3. ther4 are only 4 hot black women in the world:
beyonce
halley berry
shakira
mariah carey
condelezza rice
pam grier

Posted at 1:55PM on May 28th 2008 by questor

4. Jeez, TMZ, could you be any more up her ass? What a bunch of sad litttle pervs you are.

Posted at 1:58PM on May 28th 2008 by Jillybean

5. SHE IS A NAAAASTYYYY, VILE PIG !!!!!!!!!! AND THAT ACCENT IS THE BRITISH EQUIVALENT TO THE WORST BRONX ACCENT YOU COULD IMAGINE...EVEN WORSE !!!!

Posted at 1:58PM on May 28th 2008 by noitall

6. Questor, trust me, there's more than that, you're just blind...plus oodeles more look better than the ones you named.
Mel is roasted. Look at how burnt she is, luckily she's full of melonin so she won't get wrinkly and too sunburned. She really needs to get out of that sun, though.

Oh and her body is ridiculously wonderful, sheesh.

Posted at 1:59PM on May 28th 2008 by LOL

7. Where are the children that Scary gave birth to?

Posted at 10:28AM on Jun 1st 2008 by Blenda

8. Shakira is Latin-Lebanese, not black....now, excuse my ignorance, but do black people tan?

Posted at 2:08PM on May 28th 2008 by pimp

9. Damn I wish I had it in me to be a male prostitute/ grifter like that. Good for him, living large on some dumb broads coin? She buys why not fly right? And I bet he gets all the other strange he wants on the side. Hey, women do it to men all the time. Just watch dude, she may trade you up for a younger model. Keep her in line, you know. keep her thinking you all she needs.

Posted at 2:09PM on May 28th 2008 by Anonoymous

10. Pimp ~ Yes! Just get darker as we ALL do!

Posted at 2:13PM on May 28th 2008 by Dallas

11. 3. ther4 are only 4 hot black women in the world:
beyonce
halley berry
shakira
mariah carey
condelezza rice
pam grier

Posted at 1:55PM on May 28th 2008 by questor
So .... which of the SIX you named are the "only 4 hot black women in the world"?

Posted at 2:18PM on May 28th 2008 by Kitty Angel

12. DALLAS, U ARE WRONG, IRISH PEOPLE DONT GET DARK, THEY GET DRUNK

Posted at 2:18PM on May 28th 2008 by questor

13. What on earth was Mel B thinking putting on oil and lying out in the sun? Why would she want to get darker? Only ignorant White people get tans which cause cancer and premature aging.

Posted at 2:21PM on May 28th 2008 by Victoria C

14. i've seen many sistas baking in the sun down in jamaica not that they need to. sun is bad.

Posted at 2:41PM on May 28th 2008 by Monique

15. Fascinating.

Posted at 2:44PM on May 28th 2008 by Georgia Girl

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