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Hollywood Kids -- Who Got Screwed!?!

6/27/2008 3:02 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Growing up in the Hollywood limelight isn't easy. Some stars still have it goin' on, while some look like they've been ridden hard and put away wet.
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Remember all the countdowns until the Olson twins' 18th birthday? Too bac they turned out to be so fugly. We all should have had our eyes on Rudy Huxtable! Totally hot!!

2306 days ago


Don't you mean "growed" up?

2306 days ago


Of those kids I say Macauly Culkin & Cory Feldman are the screwed ones. Someone beefed up Feldmans ego so much he still has'nt realized that it ruined his career. Poor Culkin's greedy parents ruined him.

2306 days ago


Keisha Knight Pulliam looks fantastic, I was not expecting to see such a beautiful woman on the next page. Xenu is impressed.

2306 days ago

Brit is a f*ck up    

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes
and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the
billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and
somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
sight, the little bum. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." The
guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate
and leaves.

Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats

Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
monkey did now?"

"No, what?" replied the man.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it
out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he
measures everything first."



2306 days ago


the olsen twins remind me of those pictures of the sad kittens with big ol' google eyes.

2306 days ago

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