Jurors to Dane Cook: You're S**t Outta Luck

1. story developing?? what? Is the dog about to cure cancer or something? Is Dane Cook going to start dating the Olsen twins?

Posted at 7:13PM on Jul 11th 2008 by yogimon

2. I hope someone takes his dog and puts him into a better home;

Idiots don't need dogs.

Posted at 7:14PM on Jul 11th 2008 by xultar

3. If someone is going to have a dog, that is part of the deal. He should clean up after his pet just like everybody else.

Posted at 7:22PM on Jul 11th 2008 by suzieva

4. im sick of seeing that dog poop picture

Posted at 7:27PM on Jul 11th 2008 by poison apple

5. Finally there is justice in West Hollywood for a property owner. This city is too pro-tenant. 11-1 verdict? Just proves there is always an idiot in the bunch.

Posted at 7:34PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Caliorniasphynx.com

6. Dane is a pompous ass. No doubt he thought the jury would be star struck and vote in his favor. He's a no talent hack. His stand up act talking about relationships makes him sound like he has never been in one and has no clue what he is talking about.

Posted at 7:40PM on Jul 11th 2008 by J

7. Where's Pamela Anderson to try to take this dog away from Dane or else another member of PETA??? Dane is not a responsible pet owner. He needs to pick up the dog's P

Posted at 7:43PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Jayne

8. Note to Dane's Agent, Publicist and Manager: Tell your client to avoid any more stinky P.P.R. (public poop relations) and to pack his dog, his s^^t, and his dogs^^t and go!

Posted at 7:59PM on Jul 11th 2008 by disciplined

9. Am I supposed to know who the F Dane Cook is?

Posted at 8:03PM on Jul 11th 2008 by tromba

10. Must be a slow day in the Thirty Mile Zone.

Posted at 8:17PM on Jul 11th 2008 by usedbongs.com

11. I'm sure that when this Walgreens, er, "comedy" thief asked for a jury trial, I'm sure he was thinking, "There's no way my fans will let me down." Superdouche, however failed to realize that his "fanbase" would not be called for jury duty because you have to be REGISTERED TO VOTE to be summoned and we all know they are much too busy playing X-box and constructing homemade beer bongs to worry about things like voting.

I would go turn around in his driveway but...oh that's right, apartment.

Posted at 8:27PM on Jul 11th 2008 by KarenTheDouchebag

12.
this walking bowel movement
is the REAL dawg here .........

Posted at 8:28PM on Jul 11th 2008 by wayne adam ford

13. These moron "celebrities" think their $hit dont stink (HA NO PUN INTENDED) they think cause they are famous they are holier then thou and can do whatever the hell they want.

Posted at 8:33PM on Jul 11th 2008 by todd lee

14. enough of the dog**** stories

Posted at 8:49PM on Jul 11th 2008 by morai

15. who shives a git.......

Posted at 9:12PM on Jul 11th 2008 by pinhead