I'm Ready for My Close-up, Ocifferr!

7/19/2008 5:15 PM PDT
Celebrity mugshots have gotten so glam, you'd think these cons were ordering wallet sizes for their family.

Remember the good ol' days of Nick Nolte? Well it all turned when the Mayor of Mel-i-bu realized a quick once-over with a handful of water would make a .12 blood alcohol level look so slick. And then there's Paris, who committed felony premeditated mugshot. Others followed suit, bringing us to Khloe, whose only crime is NOT ENOUGH FOUNDATION.

Paging Annie Leibovitz!