Celebrity mugshots have gotten so glam, you'd think these cons were ordering wallet sizes for their family. 
Remember the good ol' days of Nick Nolte? Well it all turned when the Mayor of Mel-i-bu realized a quick once-over with a handful of water would make a .12 blood alcohol level look so slick. And then there's Paris, who committed felony premeditated mugshot. Others followed suit, bringing us to Khloe, whose only crime is NOT ENOUGH FOUNDATION.
Paging Annie Leibovitz!
Beauty7/19/2008 5:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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It's that minute smile with a 1/8 turn, and down turned chin. the latest version of "coy" that does it.
Unfortunately you know something is wrong when those *in* the mugshot are thinking "coy" instead of how they got there.
How's this for a new show - Parenting 9-1-1. STAT!
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Clear proof that the courts and sheriffs department are comitted to the entertainment industry. The Lynwood jail may be the most fameous landmark in Los Angles.
Last years classic, "Paris in chains" starring a perverted judge and a common thief as prosecutor won the best commedy award. Best silent movie award went to Michelle Rodriguez.
This years contenders are Nick Hogan with his classic line "he was a negative dude" and Lindsey, Nicole, and Khloe for their demonstration of how to use the drive through feature of the jail.
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Okay, maybe I am just completely out of the loop. I recognize most of these people, but who are the two between Paris Hilton and Kiefer?
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How soon will the owner of this trash bin spend his time in the slammer? Some of the underhanded things they do here is worrisome. Maybe not against the law, but surely falls within the slander and defamation category.
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I remember those old signs that said "DUI: You Can't Afford It." She should have gotten jail time in the first place, and much longer than 30 days (or 173 minutes as it were). The reason for so many of these cases is because no one takes the consequences of driving under the influence serious anymore.
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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH:
WANNBE'S ARE ALWAYS IN THE NEWS .....THEY'RE LOUSEY IN WHAT
THEY DO . MOST OF THEM IN THAT PICTURE ARE FAKE , PHONEY .
NONE OF THEM HAS CLASS , "OH WAIT " MAYBE FELONS .
K FAMILY , THEY'RE PHONE AND THEY AREN'T A CELEB.
WHY ARE CELEBS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE , ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING
SO STUPID . THEY CAN'T ACT , IF THERE LIFE DEPENDENT ON THEM .
MOST CELEBS ARE DRUNKS , DRUGGIES , SPENDALCOHOLICS , AND NOW POOR .
WHICH THEY ALL DESERVES .
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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH:
THE 2 BETWEEN PARIS AND KIFFER ........
.................LINDSEY LOHAN AND THE OTHER DUM ONE WHO THINK SHE'S
A CELEBS WHICH ONE OF THEM ARE .........NICOLE ...............
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These celebrities have time to "prepare" for their mugshots. If they were taken the night of their arrests, they wouldn't look so sweet. Nick Nolte's was taken when he was arrested and so was Mel's. It makes a big difference.
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THESE CELEBRITIES ARE PATHETIC, APATHETIC PATHETIC...pure and simple.
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