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I'm Ready for My Close-up, Ocifferr!

7/19/2008 5:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Celebrity mugshots have gotten so glam, you'd think these cons were ordering wallet sizes for their family.

Remember the good ol' days of Nick Nolte? Well it all turned when the Mayor of Mel-i-bu realized a quick once-over with a handful of water would make a .12 blood alcohol level look so slick. And then there's Paris, who committed felony premeditated mugshot. Others followed suit, bringing us to Khloe, whose only crime is NOT ENOUGH FOUNDATION.

Paging Annie Leibovitz!

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Bonnie Russell    

It's that minute smile with a 1/8 turn, and down turned chin. the latest version of "coy" that does it.

Unfortunately you know something is wrong when those *in* the mugshot are thinking "coy" instead of how they got there.

How's this for a new show - Parenting 9-1-1. STAT!

2264 days ago
2.

Sin D    

don't drop the soap!

2264 days ago
3.

Fred    

Clear proof that the courts and sheriffs department are comitted to the entertainment industry. The Lynwood jail may be the most fameous landmark in Los Angles.

Last years classic, "Paris in chains" starring a perverted judge and a common thief as prosecutor won the best commedy award. Best silent movie award went to Michelle Rodriguez.

This years contenders are Nick Hogan with his classic line "he was a negative dude" and Lindsey, Nicole, and Khloe for their demonstration of how to use the drive through feature of the jail.

2264 days ago
4.

Neal    

Okay, maybe I am just completely out of the loop. I recognize most of these people, but who are the two between Paris Hilton and Kiefer?

2264 days ago
5.

Jake    

How soon will the owner of this trash bin spend his time in the slammer? Some of the underhanded things they do here is worrisome. Maybe not against the law, but surely falls within the slander and defamation category.

2264 days ago
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pattie in cali    

SAD

2264 days ago
7.

Grammar Nazi    

Should be "whose" not "who's"
I hate these writers

2264 days ago
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Steve Rich    

I remember those old signs that said "DUI: You Can't Afford It." She should have gotten jail time in the first place, and much longer than 30 days (or 173 minutes as it were). The reason for so many of these cases is because no one takes the consequences of driving under the influence serious anymore.

2264 days ago
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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH    

WANNBE'S ARE ALWAYS IN THE NEWS .....THEY'RE LOUSEY IN WHAT
THEY DO . MOST OF THEM IN THAT PICTURE ARE FAKE , PHONEY .
NONE OF THEM HAS CLASS , "OH WAIT " MAYBE FELONS .


K FAMILY , THEY'RE PHONE AND THEY AREN'T A CELEB.

WHY ARE CELEBS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE , ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING

SO STUPID . THEY CAN'T ACT , IF THERE LIFE DEPENDENT ON THEM .

MOST CELEBS ARE DRUNKS , DRUGGIES , SPENDALCOHOLICS , AND NOW POOR .

WHICH THEY ALL DESERVES .

2264 days ago
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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH    

THE 2 BETWEEN PARIS AND KIFFER ........


.................LINDSEY LOHAN AND THE OTHER DUM ONE WHO THINK SHE'S

A CELEBS WHICH ONE OF THEM ARE .........NICOLE ...............

2264 days ago
11.

MH    

Actually, powder would be more appropriate than more foundation.

2264 days ago
12.

dee    

These celebrities have time to "prepare" for their mugshots. If they were taken the night of their arrests, they wouldn't look so sweet. Nick Nolte's was taken when he was arrested and so was Mel's. It makes a big difference.

2264 days ago
13.

Kay    

Hey! Paris with her old nose!

2264 days ago
14.

Em    

THESE CELEBRITIES ARE PATHETIC, APATHETIC PATHETIC...pure and simple.

2264 days ago
15.

Beachy    

Who's the guy between Nick and Mel ?????????

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