1. It's that minute smile with a 1/8 turn, and down turned chin. the latest version of "coy" that does it.

Unfortunately you know something is wrong when those *in* the mugshot are thinking "coy" instead of how they got there.

How's this for a new show - Parenting 9-1-1. STAT!

Posted at 12:28PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Bonnie

2. don't drop the soap!

Posted at 12:33PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Sin D Fetish

3. Clear proof that the courts and sheriffs department are comitted to the entertainment industry. The Lynwood jail may be the most fameous landmark in Los Angles.

Last years classic, "Paris in chains" starring a perverted judge and a common thief as prosecutor won the best commedy award. Best silent movie award went to Michelle Rodriguez.

This years contenders are Nick Hogan with his classic line "he was a negative dude" and Lindsey, Nicole, and Khloe for their demonstration of how to use the drive through feature of the jail.

Posted at 12:35PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Bill

4. SAD

Posted at 1:20PM on Jul 19th 2008 by pattie

5. Should be "whose" not "who's"
I hate these writers

Posted at 1:58PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Jake

6. I remember those old signs that said "DUI: You Can't Afford It." She should have gotten jail time in the first place, and much longer than 30 days (or 173 minutes as it were). The reason for so many of these cases is because no one takes the consequences of driving under the influence serious anymore.

Posted at 2:15PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Steve Rich

7. Okay, maybe I am just completely out of the loop. I recognize most of these people, but who are the two between Paris Hilton and Kiefer?

Posted at 2:31PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Neal

8. WANNBE'S ARE ALWAYS IN THE NEWS .....THEY'RE LOUSEY IN WHAT
THEY DO . MOST OF THEM IN THAT PICTURE ARE FAKE , PHONEY .
NONE OF THEM HAS CLASS , "OH WAIT " MAYBE FELONS .


K FAMILY , THEY'RE PHONE AND THEY AREN'T A CELEB.

WHY ARE CELEBS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE , ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING

SO STUPID . THEY CAN'T ACT , IF THERE LIFE DEPENDENT ON THEM .

MOST CELEBS ARE DRUNKS , DRUGGIES , SPENDALCOHOLICS , AND NOW POOR .

WHICH THEY ALL DESERVES .

Posted at 2:49PM on Jul 19th 2008 by ALL OF THEM ARE FELONS ........K FAMILY AREN'T POPULAR EITHER

9. THE 2 BETWEEN PARIS AND KIFFER ........


.................LINDSEY LOHAN AND THE OTHER DUM ONE WHO THINK SHE'S

A CELEBS WHICH ONE OF THEM ARE .........NICOLE ...............

Posted at 2:54PM on Jul 19th 2008 by NONE OF THESE FELONS ARE POPULAR .......

10. Actually, powder would be more appropriate than more foundation.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jul 19th 2008 by MH

11. These celebrities have time to "prepare" for their mugshots. If they were taken the night of their arrests, they wouldn't look so sweet. Nick Nolte's was taken when he was arrested and so was Mel's. It makes a big difference.

Posted at 5:07PM on Jul 19th 2008 by No way

12. Hey! Paris with her old nose!

Posted at 5:59PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Kay

13. How soon will the owner of this trash bin spend his time in the slammer? Some of the underhanded things they do here is worrisome. Maybe not against the law, but surely falls within the slander and defamation category.

Posted at 6:36PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Jake

14. THESE CELEBRITIES ARE PATHETIC, APATHETIC PATHETIC...pure and simple.

Posted at 7:11PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Em

15. Who's the guy between Nick and Mel ?????????

Posted at 7:43PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Beachy