Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.
Ding! You're done, dude.
Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"
7/21/2008 4:41 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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