
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.
They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.

Adrianna, I agree with you up to a point. I knew girls in high school who wore thick layers of makeup who have aged 50 years in the last 30 whereas people think I'm as much as 15 years younger than my real age. The trick is high quality skin care and high quality makeup, heavy on the skin care and easy on the makeup. But you can't get the quality you need in the drugstore and you have to shop around to make sure its the right one for you. I had a friend who tried the brand I use and she got a horrible reaction to it. Not permanent but scary at the time. But if you want to see what Miley and Ali are going to look like in their 50s just look at the picture of Madonna.
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they are whores
they are sluts
they like to be f*cked in the butt...
they are sinners
they aren't saints
they like the golden rain.....
they are wh*res
they are sl*ts
they like to be f*cked in the butt...
they are sinners
they aren't saints
they like the golden rain.....
The middle one looks like a whore already, Where is her Mom & her manager for Gods sake? Ali Lohan has grown up way to fast...but what do u expect with Dina and Lindsay as role models. Miley Cyrus is a case of to much to soon, her parents should have stepped in a while back. They could all pass for 25-30. Easy. With Britney in the news so much their parents should know better...they are playin' with fire.
"43. Apparently sarcasm doesn't work so well with the written word. I was QUITE sarcastic in my post. I know very well the difference between menarche and menopause."
Nice try but ummmmmm no.
Try googling "premenopause." It's the same thing as peri-menopause and it does not happen to 11 year olds.
You can NOT be PREmenopausal UNLESS you have SPECIFIC SYMPTOMS of PREmenopause.
"Peri-menopause" is the more common and proper term and the one I use because most dolts don't have a clue what "peri" means so they are more likely to look it up and learn something new instead of ASSuming and lapsing into bad attempts at sarcasm.
If you don't believe me, and you don't believe the sources you find on Google, ask the OB/GYN at the Free Clinic next time you go in for your taxpayer subsidized pap smear and renewal of your Valtrex prescription. (You're welcome for both, by the way.)
Disney sluts all of them. This is what happens when parents dont parent their child and are afraid to tell them NO. Thier cihld will grow up to be a slut wandering the street looking for chinos just like Britney. When will this world realize that its the parents fault for letting your child think "they are grown up" it sets a bad example for all young girls who idolize these idiots.
Together, they have swallowed more protein than the entire Sorority House at Vivid Entertainment. "Young girls...get out of my mind."
I've read all of these posts but no one has mentioned that these girls are most likely groomed by a cadre of professional makeup artists and hair stylists. If they look thirty--you can also blame their "people" not just their "folks." Their agents probably won't even let them go out to visit the local mall without all the pancake makeup on their fifteen year old faces.
P.S> It is laugh out loud funny to read some of your comments though... (I don't like texting acronyms). God bless America! So many lunatics packed into one nation under...
ali lohan looks older than her sister lindsay.. with all the drugs and booze she gone thru with or without make-up lindsay still looks younger than her. hmm..
Yes the comments are indeed entertaining. Enough so that I cover my mouth. Sh&ts and giggles all night.
Please don't breed...; Give her the benefit of the doubt. She may actually have meant to be sarcastic and it just didn't come out that way. If I may make a suggestion, you should try to chill out a little. I know what it's like to be the one arguing as many of my previous posts would show but you'll have to take my word for it since it's just about impossible to find old comments. Maybe some other readers recognize my screen name and can verify my bad habit of going overboard when I think the other people on the blog are idiots.
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