
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.
They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.

All of you who say that the one in the center is from disney are the most idiotic people. She's from Gossip Girl and when she was younger she was in the movie Cat in the Hat, so she at least has the acting thing down more than the other 2 girls. Just because girls wear makeup doesn't make them into a whore. These girls are invited to premieres and award shows, of course they are going to wear makeup, who isn't?? But i will have to agree Ali wears too much and always looks dirty and Miley just looks like a horse and is incredibly overexposed already.
They all look like whores get a life people no girl at 15 should look like this not normal only in california
These parents need to know when enough is enough.....
these girls are not suppose to be make-up or scandalous clothes
they don't even know who they are themselves yet (THEY"RE KIDS)
someone needs to step in and be a parent
my god they are giving little girls across the world the wrong idea
and they say they want to be role models for young girls (Well act like a kid then)
I feel really sorry for these girls, really I do "cause they just want to fit in with HOLLYWOOD
If I didn't know that this was Ali Lohan, I'd probably guess that this person was in her early 20's. It's so tragic, more than sad really, that personally or publicly, these barely-teenaged girls want to grow up, physically, long before it's time to. The recent speculation about whether Ali is Michael's daughter....she looks a lot like him and she could be his daughter by another relationship while he and Dina were separated.
As for Miley, 15/16 is way too young to be on the cover of a mag, one shoulder bared, whether Daddy or some other adult was on-set or not. Couldn't you have at least waited until you were older.
The three of these girls, they want to look older before their time, then....when they are older, they want plastic surgeon to look younger. They need counselling more than they need anything else. Where are these girls' parents, divorced or not???
Dear god "please don't breed" and "Baseball junkie", you must have taken the short bus to school when you were younger. Apparently you wouldn't recognize sarcasm if it hit you in the head at 100 MpH. Give this bs a rest, "please don't breed", you're making yourself look more and more stupid to an increasingly large number of people who read this site. And to whomever made the comment that started all this: Yes, literally "pre-menopausal" means "before menopause", but obviously TMZ referred to the period directly before menopause, not one's entire pre-menopausal lifespan.
I'm amused that so many people are choosing to post as me and doing it so badly. I know that the people who know me will recognize the difference but it would be a bit of a shame if the posters can't. Oh, well. I guess I'm famous now.
Claire, you apparently missed the school bus altogether. That conversation is long over. The person who's sounding like a fool is you.
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JAILBAIT for sure. Taylor is the hottest and will age the best. Wonder which of the three will have the first sex tape???
"Yes, literally "pre-menopausal" means "before menopause", but obviously TMZ referred to the period directly before menopause, not one's entire pre-menopausal lifespan."
roflmao!
You didn't do a Google search, did you? I can tell. What's wrong? Do you need help spelling the big words?
There is no such thing as a "pre-menopausal lifespan." That's just something your puny brain made up to cover your blatant, inbred stupidity. The period (no pun intended) you are so cluelessly referencing could, I suppose, be literally referred to as "pre-pre-menopause" but unless a 15 year old has had a hysterectomy, it is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for her to be pre-menopausal.
You know what's truly sad about your willingness to embrace mediocrity of thought? You are losing brain cells on a daily basis which means that today, you are as smart as you will ever be. In other words, it's all downhill from this point on and you can't even figure out how to use Google.
*Sigh*
Please tell me you are infertile. PLEASE. If not, would you take 20K to have your tubes tied? PLEASE?
"Give this bs a rest, "please don't breed", you're making yourself look more and more stupid to an increasingly large number of people who read this site."
lol!
If only you could be this amusing on cue, you might have a crack at a career that doesn't involve large vats of hot grease or weekly STD checks.
Yes I like to post as Fibiker , roughdaddy , baseball Junkie and all the regulars cause I am bored out of my mind! Nobody responds anymore cause I am a loser ...Keep hoping that Baseball Junkie will answer my rant! Oh yeah I post as jr she was a friend of mine too! Dont know what to do with myself anymore except imposter people!
I'm not sure which is worse, imposters or imposter claiming to be real people claiming to be imposters. It seems like such a waste of time.
OK, fake kelli. If you are the real kelli then tell me, who is your favorite county musician, what item we're we posting to when someone told us to stop posting about other things and the thread and I came up with screwy logic to explain why our posts were actually germane, how many kids do you have and where do you live. You've told me all of these things at various times so if you don't give me the right answers with in about 30 minutes I'll have proof that you're a fake and so will everyone else.
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Allright, fake Kelli, your 30 miinutes are up. At least you know when you're beaten. Stop impostering.
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Ali Lohan actually looks like she's 35. Really and truly, i don't get it. I hate wearing make up and only do so for work, but come the weekends and it's back to au natural! Really girls (and yes you are still girls), get a grip and start acting your age. The other two don't look so bad, but mom Dina, get your daughter to start looking her age again!! Even Lindsay doesn't look so bad.
OMG! these kids look so old and weather beaten. good grief ali lohan you talentless wannabee - you will not make it as your sister has covered the market on being a slut, lesbian, coke addict, alcholic and moron. miley cyrus you are just plain immature (but look old) and all the teens despise you - gross and i have no idea what to say about the gossip girl as i don't watch. ali lohan is pathetic though.....hopefully her media days are over.
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