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Ali, Taylor and Miley
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.

They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.

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106. Ali Lohan actually looks like she's 35. Really and truly, i don't get it. I hate wearing make up and only do so for work, but come the weekends and it's back to au natural! Really girls (and yes you are still girls), get a grip and start acting your age. The other two don't look so bad, but mom Dina, get your daughter to start looking her age again!! Even Lindsay doesn't look so bad.

Posted at 3:26AM on Aug 6th 2008 by SamBam

107. OMG! these kids look so old and weather beaten. good grief ali lohan you talentless wannabee - you will not make it as your sister has covered the market on being a slut, lesbian, coke addict, alcholic and moron. miley cyrus you are just plain immature (but look old) and all the teens despise you - gross and i have no idea what to say about the gossip girl as i don't watch. ali lohan is pathetic though.....hopefully her media days are over.

Posted at 12:02PM on Jul 28th 2008 by culturelady

108. also ali lohan is as ugly as bruce willis' girls - what beasts they are .... and miley has a big head filled with only air.

Posted at 12:02PM on Jul 28th 2008 by culturelady

109. hey you sickos commenting you want to have & condone sexual relations with MINORS are the very reason children are in such crisis today.....my heart goes out to VICTIMS of ABUSE, which is what you are perpetrating by ENCOURAGING underage sex - if you are 14 15 or 16 year olds looking at these CHILDREN of your own age, well that is one thing but I am thinking the ones commenting, like the one about "wanting all 3 then send me to jail" are PEDOPHILES - many many young children & YES 14, 15 & even 16 year olds are still CHILDREN, are abused every day - they are not ready to have sex & all the consequences that it brings, which is why we have laws to protect CHILDREN from PERVERTS like those commenting very INAPPROPRIATELY. 25, 30, 45, 50, 55, 60 year old men are SICK PERVERTED PEDOPHILES if they want to have sex with a 14 year old - what's to stop them from wanting to do the same to a 10 year old or a younger, if she "looks" 14???????????? SICK PERVERTS - you should be in jail so someone, lots of someones, can do the same thing to you that you fantasize doing to these young girls - RAPE YOU. I feel sorry for any young females in your families - nieces, cousins, all members of your familes should know you harbor these sick thoughts. I truly hope none of you PERVERTS have daughters or grandaughters you can get your hands on. The ills you do in this world come back to you 3 fold so remember that.

Posted at 10:08AM on Jul 28th 2008 by watch4pedophilesHERE!!

110. Claire, How long a bus does it take to realize that reposting makes you look even more foolish that the people you were complaining about?
As I said in my reply to your earlier post, I have considered that topic long dead, so why are you including me in this post? Because you haven't got the brains or the couth to edit your comments.

Go Sox

Posted at 11:23AM on Jul 28th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

111. I am sorry but Miley better take full advantage of her stardom, she will be the next Britney only thing is shes not even pretty, shes got talent tha'd be it. I'll take Lindsey any day, Britney for the win.

Posted at 12:03PM on Jul 28th 2008 by sheesh

112. What's with all the angry creeps who write for TMZ.com? These are young girls and you bullys have nothing better to do than to pick them apart for their looks...What a bunch of geeky little creeps you all are...

Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Chuck

113. watch4pedophilesHERE!!, At first I thought you were going over the top since most of the posters making the "I'd do her" comments would never really do such a thing in real life. But now that I've thought it over, I've come to agree with you. It's one thing to make those comments about an adult, rude but not criminal, but when they say those things about juveniles it is worse than sick. It is totally disgusting and only one step away from child porn.

Go Sox

Posted at 10:45PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

114. So sad! These girls are being set up to grow too fast! What a shame, no respect is given to these girls because they act like whores!

Posted at 2:49PM on Jul 29th 2008 by Bebe

115. I'm their age and i can say that the middle one is the type of make-up i wear more eye make-up than anything but i can also say that ali lohan just needs to stop nobody likes her and she needs to get over herself and miley cyrus needs to stop actin like she's 25

Posted at 5:50PM on Jul 31st 2008 by BumbleBee

116. ehh wtf happened 2 mileys lips...ugh shes so weird her voice is so annoying.......ali ugh she is just gr0ss and hard 2 look at its not her fault tho its that attention whore she calls mom.......a suit?!what the heck?!and the girl in the middle looks more like 13 almost 14 most girls look like her at 14 i know this stuff im 13....14 in a few hrs.....so girl in the middle whoever ya are good 4 u not lookin like ali and not bein like miley

Posted at 2:31AM on Aug 1st 2008 by Rosa

117. thnx watch4pedophilesHERE!! exactly u ppl r gross.....get a life......get someone ur age freaks!

Posted at 2:31AM on Aug 1st 2008 by Rawr Lo

118. hmmm 4-10 year olds idols......? wonder wat the worlds gonna be like in a few years....the miley followers i feel so bad 4 seriously shes brainwasing them.....the world has nuff whores and sluts.....no mas.....

Posted at 2:30AM on Aug 1st 2008 by Rawr Lo

119. oh emm gee nia i KNEW she looked familiar besides gossip girl(cus i dont watch it) cat in the hat!!!

Posted at 2:29AM on Aug 1st 2008 by Rawr Lo

120. Wow. Ali Lohan looks HORRIBLE! The other girl in the middle is ok, but Miley looks the best. Even though I'm not a huge fan of her's she's the only one who DOESN'T try to look like a whore-ish slut bad, (Ali Lohan).

Posted at 4:36PM on Sep 2nd 2008 by lissa

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