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Shauna Sand: One Hot Mutha

Even with over-processed hair, a cigarette, an energy drink cocktail, a bad ankle tat and her surgically-attached Lucite stripper heels, Shauna Sand, the tan-tastic 36-year-old mother of three, actually looked kind of hot.

Shauna -- and her surgically-attached girls -- hung out poolside at a Miami hotel over the weekend.

She's setting an example for young ladies everywhere.



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31. 15. This is what happens when you cross a Bratz Doll with a Malibu Barbie.

Posted at 12:54PM on Jul 28th 2008 by chicken stripper

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So other words you find her attractive? Dumb ass!

Posted at 1:39PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Kelly

32. Bratz were made to look like teens. You're a moron if you think Shauna resembles a teenager.

Posted at 1:45PM on Jul 28th 2008 by bafoons

33. @ Sassy, that was funny. I actually feel sorry for her, she has no idea how bad she looks.

Posted at 1:52PM on Jul 28th 2008 by anonymous

34. I like her dark tan, it's bad for you, but it looks good. I have a natural God given tan. LOL

Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 28th 2008 by anonymous

35. She looks like a tan rat.......Boy if you think she hot.......you'll probably screw a crack head........TOOO

Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 28th 2008 by OK!

36. Aw geez! This girl looks like a 2 dollar whore. (Don't get me wrong though, I'd do her in a skinny minute).

Posted at 2:15PM on Jul 28th 2008 by pncmsing

37. She's hot alright, if you like skeletons.

Posted at 2:06PM on Jul 28th 2008 by L

38. Really Big Feet.

Posted at 2:06PM on Jul 28th 2008 by New York

39. IF IT LOOKS LIKE A WHORE IT USUALLY IS A WHORE. SHE NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

Posted at 2:36PM on Jul 28th 2008 by PENNY

40. COULD SHE HAVE ANY MORE BAD HABITS. DRINKING, SMOKING, WHORING AND HER SKIN WILL LOOK LIKE LEATHER IN NO TIME. DUMB BITCH.

Posted at 2:35PM on Jul 28th 2008 by PENNY

41. it's sad when someone doesn't realize that they've lost it and now just look foolish at trying so hard

Posted at 2:40PM on Jul 28th 2008 by butch

42. anyone who thinks this chick is not hot either needs an eye exam, is gay, or is a fat, stay at home haus frau that can't stop eating...

Posted at 3:07PM on Jul 28th 2008 by reality

43. 36????? SHE LOOKS 56!!!! AND THOSE SHOES GOT TO GO!

Posted at 3:22PM on Jul 28th 2008 by kane

44. Shauna Sand is 36, gorgeous, single (maybe?, kind of?), has kids, is an ex-Playmate and from every paparrazi or interview I've ever seen with her, she's nice to the point of being generous and very tolerant. Let her flaunt it. She deserves the space and she's starting her shoe business and at least she's personally involved in starting a business. I like the lady. I can think of lots of people I wouldn't want to be around. Shauna would be most welcome at any event I hosted. She's a winner.

Posted at 1:31AM on Jul 29th 2008 by PolarBear

45. Anyone heard the term, "Butter Face" cuz Shauna is exhibit A. Why oh why does she think it's ok to dress like a stripper EVERY DAY? For crying out loud, go be one! At least you'll make some money at the same time! Does she have a great body for her age, absolutely! But come on, her daughters may idolize her now because she looks like one of their Bratz/Barbie dolls (excellent comment BTW), but when they grow up they will either be skanks, embarrassed by her, severely traumatized and in need of perpetual therapy, or all of the above! I just can't believe this is the image she continually wants to project. She may be nice, smart, or whatever, but no one will ever know it because of the way she portrays herself. What a shame. Can't she afford a decent stylist? One that does not work for Fredrick's of Hollywood!? Sheesh!

Posted at 5:28PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Trying too hard!!!

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