'Til We Tan Again: Tchau, Euro Greasy!

Portuguese soccer sensation Cristiano Ronaldo is done sweating it up on the streets of L.A.

Photogs spotted the incapacitated, tanned and well-oiled Ronaldo going through security yesterday at LAX.

It was greasy while it lasted.

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1. I'm so sick of seeing this skanky guy. Someone needs to introduce him to a bar of soap.

Posted at 11:49AM on Jul 28th 2008 by Robin

2. Chao, Ranaldo! Time to take a long hot shower.

Posted at 11:52AM on Jul 28th 2008 by Dallas

3. Why is in the hell is he still in this country? Please, please, please TMZ, let the next story you do on this person be one where he is boarding a plane to go back across the ocean to stay!!

Posted at 11:53AM on Jul 28th 2008 by Queen of the Damned

4. You guys are too much - most people of hispanic, iberian, southern european, latino descent etc, etc, tan deeply in the sun. You all make it sound like the guy oozes olive oil, or something. Jeez

Posted at 12:23PM on Jul 28th 2008 by susan lomega

5. what the hell is up with his hair???? i looks nasty-greasy!!!

Posted at 12:08PM on Jul 28th 2008 by renee

6. ...drip. drip. drip. drip.....

Posted at 12:15PM on Jul 28th 2008 by WHACK!

7. This guy is a JOKE!. Haven't seen a bigger camera whore since Paris Hilton!

Greasy! Gross! Pathetic!

Posted at 12:19PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Tony

8. I think he's got all that oil in his hair in case theres another spike in fuel prices, then he'll squeeze it out and power his cars for 5 years. YUCK!!!!

Posted at 12:26PM on Jul 28th 2008 by tkennedy

9. Does anybody know what time it is? DOES ANYBODY REALLY CARE?

Posted at 12:32PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Think about it!

10. You americans shouldn't be that nasty to the poor guy. He's only one of the best players in the world of soccer. To bad the only sport americans care about is football. Before talking about him, you guys should take the time and watch how he plays. At least in Europe, we don't need to buy a "BECKHAM" (that does absoulty nothing) to say that we has a soccer team.

Posted at 12:38PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Marques

11. looks like grease-he is boarding a plane at LAX. and TMZ probably will get on the plane with him...... so the photos will keep a rolling in!

Posted at 1:47PM on Jul 28th 2008 by dj

12. No oil shortage in Portugal evidently.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Mark

13. IT'S "CIAO' NOT TCHAU. SILLY YANKEE DOODLE.

Posted at 1:04PM on Jul 28th 2008 by mc

14. Marques

1. We care about basketball too not just football.
2. Why are you so pissy just because we prefer other sports over soccer?
3. If you are so proud of this nasty, greasy hunk of filth than encourage him to leave the US and go back to where his nastiness is appreciated.

Posted at 1:01PM on Jul 28th 2008 by c&pF

15. 10. Marques - Look you Euro-Trash, you can take your offensive, dirty, non-bathing, oily, stinkin asses back home and stay for all we care. Over here in America, personal hygiene is first and foremost! We look good and smell good. Basketball, Football, Tennis, Golf, Baseball, Music Industry, Entertainment Industry...well you know the rest. We didn't have to buy David Beckham. POSH's clothing line was lining the bottom of trash cans and David Beckham was not making enough money, so they "CAME TO AMERICA" to get paid!!!!! Now, get your asses back across the ocean so we can clean up all this oil ya'll spilled!

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 28th 2008 by Take A Bath

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