John Kerry for Party President

Posted Jul 29th 2008 1:50PM by TMZ Staff

Looking to get re-elected, Massachusetts Senator John Kerry was snap-happy Saturday night on Nantucket. Electoral college girls gone wild!
John Kerry
The married 64-year-old had his photo taken with Bud Light drinking constituents who, we are told, are college sophomores and juniors. One was drinking from a penis straw.

We were told Kerry was partying with them, but his office released this statement:

"As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story."

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1. First!

Posted at 11:19AM on Jul 29th 2008 by BabyGirl

2. Poor guy. All that plastic surgery and he still looks like Herman Munster.

Posted at 11:20AM on Jul 29th 2008 by Kay

3. Their mother's would be so proud of them!

Posted at 11:21AM on Jul 29th 2008 by Dallas

4. ahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahaha

Posted at 11:22AM on Jul 29th 2008 by lasmoocha

5. I don't get it...surrounded by hot chicks and he still got a long face

Posted at 11:30AM on Jul 29th 2008 by pimp

6. Wow. This guy was almost our President? I guess this is what we expect Obama to look like in 4 years!

Posted at 11:35AM on Jul 29th 2008 by brett

7. DON'T TAISE ME BRO !!! .. DON'T TAISE ME .. (for asking a tuff question) .. Next ...

Posted at 11:40AM on Jul 29th 2008 by TMZ FAN

8. God, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! What a LOSER! (literally!)

Posted at 11:40AM on Jul 29th 2008 by KU Hoops Fan

9. Hopefully he didn't drive any of them home, after the party, across a bridge like another senator from Mass..

Posted at 11:43AM on Jul 29th 2008 by C.G.

10. He might not be getting any ketchup on his fries at home after this.
And I have a penis straw...what self-respecting girl doesn't?

Posted at 11:44AM on Jul 29th 2008 by Pissy Spice

11. Did you know John Kerry is married to the Heinz Ketchup princess? So he smacks her on the bottom when he wants her to come!

Posted at 11:44AM on Jul 29th 2008 by Mrs. Pine

12. Has ANYONE noticed that the straws in the girls cups are little penises???????????????? lmao@him!!!!! wow....great shots for a Senator re-wannabe

Posted at 11:47AM on Jul 29th 2008 by Kim R

13. DON'T TAISE ME BRO !!!! .. DON'T TAISE ME..

Posted at 11:48AM on Jul 29th 2008 by KONCKERS DE CLOWN

14. he got sum

Posted at 11:53AM on Jul 29th 2008 by Kory

15. DON'T TAISE ME BRO !!!!!!! .. DON'T TAISE ME !

Posted at 11:54AM on Jul 29th 2008 by LOVE ME SOME TMZ

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