Looking to get re-elected, Massachusetts Senator John Kerry was snap-happy Saturday night on Nantucket. Electoral college girls gone wild!
The married 64-year-old had his photo taken with Bud Light drinking constituents who, we are told, are college sophomores and juniors. One was drinking from a penis straw.
We were told Kerry was partying with them, but his office released this statement:
"As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story."
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Poor guy. All that plastic surgery and he still looks like Herman Munster.
I don't get it...surrounded by hot chicks and he still got a long face
Has ANYONE noticed that the straws in the girls cups are little penises???????????????? lmao@him!!!!! wow....great shots for a Senator re-wannabe
DON'T TAISE ME BRO !!! .. DON'T TAISE ME .. (for asking a tuff question) .. Next ...
God, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! What a LOSER! (literally!)
Hopefully he didn't drive any of them home, after the party, across a bridge like another senator from Mass..
He might not be getting any ketchup on his fries at home after this.
And I have a penis straw...what self-respecting girl doesn't?
Did you know John Kerry is married to the Heinz Ketchup princess? So he smacks her on the bottom when he wants her to come!
Who is the girl with the green shirt/dress? Damn shez giving crotch shots and hanging all over kerry. Reminds me of Ashley Dupre
