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7/30/2008 12:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Gary Dourdan + Speedo = Crime Scene

Spanish authorities were called when a blubbery mammal in man-panties emerged alongside a hot chick on the shores of Ibiza on Tuesday.

Crime scene investigators identified the swamp thing as rehabbed star Gary Dourdan.

Unfortunately, there was no explaining his repugnant choice in swimwear.

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dee:  1293 days ago

He looks fine. It's just a poor choice in swim wear. If he had on shorts, you'd never even notice the few extra pounds.

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wewearshort-shorts:  1293 days ago

Well I suppose if he's laid off his rainbow assortment of drugs, he's probably putting on a little weight. Good for him.

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pebbles:  1293 days ago

It looks like the towel is protruding from his belly button! Also, good luck Gary, hope you get clean and stay clean.

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myop:  1293 days ago

her bathing suit is ridiculous

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Mayu:  1293 days ago

I'd like to see what Harvey Levin looks like in swim trunks before he casts the first stone.

Bet he looks worse in regular swim wear than Gary looks in speedos.

I sitll think Gary's fine despite the fact I don't like anyone in speedos.

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myop:  1293 days ago

her bathing suit is disgusting

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Kay:  1293 days ago

A lot of actors indulge at the dinner table when they're not working. So what? He'll slim down for his next series, movie, or whatever.

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Fina:  1293 days ago

Her bathing suit is not much better either

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Lindsay:  1293 days ago

I don't know who that guy is. But if he wants to wear a speedo let the guy wear a speedo.
That girl is probably his daughter or something ha.

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LWood:  1293 days ago

HA! "...a blubbery mammal in man panties"!!!
LOL! I love Gary but that was really funny!!

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Ava:  1293 days ago

He looks awful. She looks ridiculous, with her ass hanging out! Not much left to the imagination.

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Black Power:  1293 days ago

I'm sure all of these so called writers at TMZ all look great in swimsuits. What a bunch of knuckleheads. We've seen the show, and it looks as if the staff at TMZ aren't in the greatest shape. Who's the monkeys now, monkeys?

Clint of the mountain

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TheRaw420:  1293 days ago

Swamp Thing....? that was so funny and I'm still laughing

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Ava:  1293 days ago

Ewwwww! I feel nauseas.

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Ellen:  1293 days ago

No one, and I mean NO ONE short of an Olympic swimmer, should EVER be allowed to wear a speedo! Have you not ever seen pics? It is BAD!

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