TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Gary Dourdan + Speedo = Crime Scene

7/30/2008 12:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Spanish authorities were called when a blubbery mammal in man-panties emerged alongside a hot chick on the shores of Ibiza on Tuesday.

Crime scene investigators identified the swamp thing as rehabbed star Gary Dourdan.

Unfortunately, there was no explaining his repugnant choice in swimwear.

41 COMMENTS

No Avatar
1.

dee    

He looks fine. It's just a poor choice in swim wear. If he had on shorts, you'd never even notice the few extra pounds.

2184 days ago
2.

wewearshort-shorts    

Well I suppose if he's laid off his rainbow assortment of drugs, he's probably putting on a little weight. Good for him.

2184 days ago
3.

pebbles    

It looks like the towel is protruding from his belly button! Also, good luck Gary, hope you get clean and stay clean.

2184 days ago
4.

myop    

her bathing suit is ridiculous

2184 days ago
5.

Mayu    

I'd like to see what Harvey Levin looks like in swim trunks before he casts the first stone.

Bet he looks worse in regular swim wear than Gary looks in speedos.

I sitll think Gary's fine despite the fact I don't like anyone in speedos.

2184 days ago
6.

myop    

her bathing suit is disgusting

2184 days ago
7.

Kay    

A lot of actors indulge at the dinner table when they're not working. So what? He'll slim down for his next series, movie, or whatever.

2184 days ago
8.

Fina    

Her bathing suit is not much better either

2184 days ago
9.

Lindsay    

I don't know who that guy is. But if he wants to wear a speedo let the guy wear a speedo.
That girl is probably his daughter or something ha.

2184 days ago
10.

LWood    

HA! "...a blubbery mammal in man panties"!!!
LOL! I love Gary but that was really funny!!

2184 days ago
11.

Ava    

He looks awful. She looks ridiculous, with her ass hanging out! Not much left to the imagination.

2184 days ago
12.

Black Power    

I'm sure all of these so called writers at TMZ all look great in swimsuits. What a bunch of knuckleheads. We've seen the show, and it looks as if the staff at TMZ aren't in the greatest shape. Who's the monkeys now, monkeys?

Clint of the mountain

2184 days ago
13.

TheRaw420    

Swamp Thing....? that was so funny and I'm still laughing

2184 days ago
14.

Ava    

Ewwwww! I feel nauseas.

2184 days ago
15.

Ellen    

No one, and I mean NO ONE short of an Olympic swimmer, should EVER be allowed to wear a speedo! Have you not ever seen pics? It is BAD!

2184 days ago
| 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web