Spanish authorities were called when a blubbery mammal in man-panties emerged alongside a hot chick on the shores of Ibiza on Tuesday.
Crime scene investigators identified the swamp thing as rehabbed star Gary Dourdan.
Unfortunately, there was no explaining his repugnant choice in swimwear.
1. where's Hancock to throw the whale back to sea?? ... I used to think he was SOOOO hot, but this pic is making me think thrice!
Posted at 12:33PM on Jul 30th 2008 by UCanLipThis
2. Hancock, throw that whale back??? .. so sad.. once so sexy.
Posted at 12:36PM on Jul 30th 2008 by UCanLipThis
3. He looks fine. It's just a poor choice in swim wear. If he had on shorts, you'd never even notice the few extra pounds.
Posted at 12:38PM on Jul 30th 2008 by No way
4. Well I suppose if he's laid off his rainbow assortment of drugs, he's probably putting on a little weight. Good for him.
Posted at 12:43PM on Jul 30th 2008 by isuppose
5. It looks like the towel is protruding from his belly button! Also, good luck Gary, hope you get clean and stay clean.
Posted at 12:44PM on Jul 30th 2008 by wilma
6. her bathing suit is ridiculous
Posted at 12:48PM on Jul 30th 2008 by myop
7. I'd like to see what Harvey Levin looks like in swim trunks before he casts the first stone.
Bet he looks worse in regular swim wear than Gary looks in speedos.
I sitll think Gary's fine despite the fact I don't like anyone in speedos.
Posted at 12:46PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Mayu
8. her bathing suit is disgusting
Posted at 12:48PM on Jul 30th 2008 by myop
9. Oh man, and I used to think Gary was so hot as Warrick Brown...now my lust has been shattered....
Posted at 12:49PM on Jul 30th 2008 by F this
10. A lot of actors indulge at the dinner table when they're not working. So what? He'll slim down for his next series, movie, or whatever.
Posted at 12:51PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Kay
11. Her bathing suit is not much better either
Posted at 12:55PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Fina
12. I don't know who that guy is. But if he wants to wear a speedo let the guy wear a speedo.
That girl is probably his daughter or something ha.
Posted at 1:38PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Lindsay
13. HA! "...a blubbery mammal in man panties"!!!
LOL! I love Gary but that was really funny!!
Posted at 1:03PM on Jul 30th 2008 by LWood
14. He looks awful. She looks ridiculous, with her ass hanging out! Not much left to the imagination.
Posted at 1:40PM on Jul 30th 2008 by Bebe
15. I'm sure all of these so called writers at TMZ all look great in swimsuits. What a bunch of knuckleheads. We've seen the show, and it looks as if the staff at TMZ aren't in the greatest shape. Who's the monkeys now, monkeys?
Clint of the mountain
Posted at 1:06PM on Jul 30th 2008 by clint of the mountain
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