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8/2/2008 1:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie's Chocolate Factory Missing an Employee

Not sure what's in that drink -- but Fashion designer Valentino is a green wig away from hanging with Willy Wonka.

If this tan is fashion sense -- orange you glad you don't have any?

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Jennifer:  1289 days ago

This is a hoax, right?

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Twinker:  1289 days ago

Orange is the new black

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Triple Play:  1289 days ago

Oh My What an A-Hole this guy is. Is he trying to get invited to onr of jermaine Duprees parties?

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norjay:  1289 days ago

Damn! How long has this guy been out of the tree? He looks like a gorilla. I see cancer in his future.

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lin:  1289 days ago

where is your headress Chief Valentino?

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Mary:  1289 days ago

More Planet of the Apes, I think.

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Catelyn:  1289 days ago

ROLF! Damn, that was a funny!

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Twinker:  1289 days ago

What color is his poo?

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Janelle:  1289 days ago

OMG!! He looks like a carrot!!


...I still love his clothes

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Gia:  1289 days ago

Does he know he resembles that drink in front of him? Stay out of the sunshine Val! You're looking a little overbaked.

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BigDaddy:  1289 days ago

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the LONG face." :)

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givemeabreak:  1289 days ago

I bet Eric Cartman could blend that color.......

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Beverley:  1289 days ago

You'd think, with all his money, he could afford someone to tell him he is baked. And so completely unattractive. Valentino, you may be able to style a dress, but you look like SH*T in real life. Beef jerky looks better.

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Adrienne:  1289 days ago

That's so funny

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Fina:  1289 days ago

Is that an Oompa Loompa???

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