Hey Shaq, how do your knees taste? 
The Diesel recently added a brand new Smart car to his fleet -- despite the fact that it's 1/8th his size -- and our people at thedirty.com got the photo proof.
Good things come in small, uncomfortable packages.
Filed under: Talk Sports, Shaq Attack
1. He is so washed up. What a loser
Posted at 4:41PM on Aug 4th 2008 by kennyg
2. I would love to have one of the Smart cars but my husband says NO. To small and Shaq looks crammed into. Good thing it is a convertible. The first one I saw was a police car in St Tropez and my husband towered over it.
Posted at 4:54PM on Aug 4th 2008 by Liz
3.
I WANT ONE!!!!
Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 4th 2008 by OCD
4. This is almost as funny as when I ran into him and his personal chef apartment hunting in 1997 on matching red Vespa-like scooters!!!
Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 4th 2008 by Michele
5. Smart for two other people. That car is too small for Shaq. He'll never drive it.
Posted at 5:14PM on Aug 4th 2008 by toomanydoggies
6.
the car is quite fitting for his
current NBA minutes and stats........
Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 4th 2008 by john wayne gacy
7. I actually drive a smart car. I bought mine in 2006 and i love it! I get fantastic gas mileage, (less than $20 to fill the tank, lasts more than a week!) Also, it is a lot roomier than you think! Smarts are great investments if you are a commuter!
Posted at 5:54PM on Aug 4th 2008 by Ashleigh
8. what a cute picture, just adorable. I guess the convertible is new?
Posted at 6:35PM on Aug 4th 2008 by deadre
9. Shaq's a great guy and a role model to all. He is fallible because he's human! Good for him! The Smart's a great car! If you don't want your kids looking up to him and other celebs, BE a role model to them yourselves!
Posted at 6:57PM on Aug 4th 2008 by GiveEmabreak
10. i think it's awesome that he bought a smart car. i hope he drives it a lot. what a statement that would be! i remember seeing photos of kareem abdul jabbar driving his vw bug in the seventies...he had taken the front seat out and drove sitting in the back seat! kareem was and still is an incredible person...
Posted at 7:42PM on Aug 4th 2008 by lisa
11. Hey little car seat, tell me how my azz taste.
Posted at 8:14PM on Aug 4th 2008 by frankiestage
12. The Smart car has MORE legroom and headroom than even a Toyota Camry. Way more than you think. The large majority of this car is inside space.
Posted at 9:42PM on Aug 4th 2008 by schub
13. Ashleigh, I drive a smart cabriolet. The gas tank holds over 8 gallons, so I want to know where you're buying your $2.40 per gallong gas! (Less than $20 to fill).
I've had my smart for three weeks and LOVE it.
Posted at 10:01PM on Aug 4th 2008 by Victor
14. Kareen Abdul Jabaar is a jerk. I went to a Laker game at the Forum in Inglewood California when I was 14 years old and asked him for an autograph. He grunted and walked away without signing my program.
Posted at 10:05PM on Aug 4th 2008 by toomanydoggies
15. "Shaq's a great guy and a role model to all" (quoted GiveEmabreak)
Since when have role models been free style rappin.... "Kobe hows my ass taste?" What kind of role models are you looking for?
Posted at 10:13PM on Aug 4th 2008 by The King of All Media
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