Jump On the Jolie-Pitt Money Train

TMZ didn't have the cash to become a serious bidder in the $14 million Brad/Angie baby pic war. But are those kids cuter, more interesting than yours? We think they aren't. So we're putting a price on your baby's head.

Send us a photo of your kid, assuming he/she is 3-months-old or younger. If your rug rat ends up in the TMZ gallery this Saturday, we'll send you $14. OK, not enough to buy a French chateau, but for at least one day that kid will be just as famous as Sean Preston or Jayden James ... and you can buy 14 burgers at McDonalds.

Click here to send us your pics! Be sure to include your name, your spawn's name and your address -- if you don't, we can't use the pic!

Reader Comments

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1. You have officially jumped the shark. Don't forget to have your "best looking mom" contest and "hula night" costume contest.

harvey sells out again!

ha ha ha

Posted at 1:53PM on Aug 5th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

2. I sent in a picture of my kids. Just don't be hatin TMZ.

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 5th 2008 by xultar

3. TMZ---BORING

Posted at 1:56PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Biff

4. jolie and brad pitt are .........overrate, overkill , overpaid , tired looking at them

jolie brags to much about charity , and adopting children to benefit her

bank acctssssssssssss. They should get married , it makes those babies

look badly , and you know what they called children who doesnt have

a "father " ...........B-tard ....... so its up to Them to make it OFFICIAL MARRIAGE.

Brad 's mother and Jolie doesnt get along because Jolie is controlling , she

wears the pants in that house , Brad has no say so .

Posted at 2:02PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Tired of hearing about JOLIE AND BRAD overkill , overpaid , overrated

5. Check your mail......that mailbox is full :P

Posted at 2:10PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Kat

6.
That's HILARI@$$!!! Just what mamma needs...14 cheeseburgers! lol

Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 5th 2008 by My KIDS are CUTER than YOURS!!!!! lol

7. Yes and most of tmz fans kids eat their boogers. I'm pretty sure the tax payers also support their lazy arses too.

Posted at 2:17PM on Aug 5th 2008 by whatever

8. I think this is a great idea! quite clever.

Posted at 2:17PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Kellie Miesbauer

9. Great idea. Hope more magazines do the same. BOYCOTT PEOPLE!

Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 5th 2008 by tttt

10. So what's the email? My computer just opens a weird mail account.

Posted at 2:22PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Jackiemichele

11. As soon as i find a Rich good look'in red Head and we have kids I'll send in the photos ,so can i get an advance on that $14 Bucks?

Posted at 2:32PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Mik

12. Hey TMZ - clean out your mailbox (it's full) !!! :) (I tried to send pic - got "mailbox full" message back)

Posted at 2:51PM on Aug 5th 2008 by KimKommando

13. Luv it, TMZ, funny stuff and good show--power and cheeseburgers to the PEOPLE, HELLO, lol.

Posted at 2:58PM on Aug 5th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

14. Anybody who's a mother will say that their child is the cutest. With that, I will admit my baby, who is now 10 years old, was and will always be cuter, more beautiful than any child I've ever seen, famous or not! And PEOPLE couldn't afford the rights to his photo!

But good idea TMZ... you guys rock!

Posted at 2:40PM on Aug 5th 2008 by tamara

15. Oh, please! TMZ is rolling in dough! Stop pleading poverty, just tell it like it is: TMZ had the common sense not to offer money for the baby pictures.

Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 5th 2008 by AlterEgo

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