Nick Learns to Make the Bed He's Laying In

While a judge delayed his ruling in the battle over the release of Nick Hogan's jail audiotapes (round two), Linda's attorney gave us several interesting Nick nuggets.

Among the highlights: Nick has "adapted" to jail, he makes his own bed and when he gets released, Nick will go and live with his mom. Is that an upgrade?

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1. If it took going to jail for this 18 YEAR OLD! to learn how to make his bed, then these parents are even worse than I thought. What are they teaching him except how to act like trash and take various substances and whore yourself out for attention.

Posted at 7:21PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Schpoopty

2. wow, she really looks bad.

Posted at 7:22PM on Aug 6th 2008 by uhohkiddies

3. Wait: he's living with Linda!?! I guess he doesn't know how crazy that woman is...

Oh, I get it: it's her money-hungry lawyer seeking more money in the divorce case.

Posted at 7:23PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Nicks

4. Their profiles are the same! Both ugly.

Posted at 7:39PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Kay

5. What a lousy parent she and her soon to be ex must have been. It doesn't look like they taught their children anything about being responsible, even making their own beds.
I watched Brooke Knows Best last night and what a joke of a show that is. Is that what we as the television viewing audience really want to see?? My God, know wonder we are laughing stocks to other countries and targets, they must think we are morons!! What is worse is that they have convinced this young lady that she has talent!! From what I have heard she cannot sing either and they have her sounding like a village idiot on her show.
I blame the parents....it all starts with setting examples for our children. Brooke dresses like a whore, just like her mother. When did dressing appropriately go out of style and when did good taste go out of style?
So very sad!

Posted at 7:39PM on Aug 6th 2008 by whatthefrig

6. Sounds great to me! He is about the same age at mom's boytoy so they should have a lot to talke about.

Posted at 9:36PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Dharma

7. /agree with #2

Posted at 8:17PM on Aug 6th 2008 by moronmonkey

8. Hey Linda did you get that boy some soap on the rope....

Posted at 8:22PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Bubba

9. hey whatthefrig!

I agree completely. I watched brooke knows best the other night - the spring break episode. I could barely stand it even with the sound off. She kept saying that it was special as it was her first spring break... but... isn't spring break a break from SCHOOL for STUDENTS? Her father is a cartoonish moron. No skills, no education, no manners, no morals.

They are bankrupt in every way except financially.

After watching brooke knows best, I'll never watch another 'reality' show again as long as I live. However...A reality show I'd like to see is having disadvantaged youth such as her, her brother and the lohan girl go to an ivy league school with others their own age and be made to attend lectures and labs in medicine, business or science. They'd also be required to complete assignments or they wouldn't get paid. The first semester should suffice.

If that was too hard on them, even a recognized drama school would be good - they do promote themselves as singers and actors after all.

If that's too hard - lock them in a room with a book, no tv, internet or cell phone and make them write (with pen and paper) a book report. Every week could be a new classic as reviewed by the 'stars'.
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Posted at 8:39PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Tired of Lies

10. You have to make your own bed in jail, or you go to solitary.

Posted at 9:09PM on Aug 6th 2008 by anony

11. i bet he will be able to toss a mean salad when he gets home! Brookes show is aweful, she is like 9ft tall and looks like a tranny, that show will never last. This entire family has absolutly nothing to offer except as an example of what not to do as a parent.

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 6th 2008 by dumb ass

12. He should have learned long ago to make his bed, my 3 and 5 yr olds to some extent can "make" their beds.

BTW, #9, I thought he was already in solitary

Posted at 10:06PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Mora

13. ..alot has happened since Nick got sent to jail...this young man is f--ked up the rest of his life because of all this nonsense !!...imagine the drama he will come " home" too...with that said...I pray that young John Graziano doesn't suffer much longer...these " patients" never live long .

Posted at 10:34PM on Aug 6th 2008 by just me .

14. It's too bad Nick can't go live with Brooke. It seems she is more mature than her mom. I've seen "Brooke Knows Best" AND I THINK SHE DOES!!!!

Posted at 10:46PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Love the OC

15. Wonder if he is still tight like he used to be?

Posted at 11:04PM on Aug 6th 2008 by nigsRstoopid

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