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Pussycat Dude Drops Dime on LC

So the "Hills" house where Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge live is inflaming their neighbors -- and it's one reality TV sublebrity in particular that's crying foul.

The L.A. Times reports that Steven Antin – the guy who produces the "Pussycat Dolls" – is the one blowing the whistle on Chez Conridge the loudest, and he's even trying to cash in on it. A city official says he's trying to pitch a reality show about what a pain in the ass living next door to the "Hills" house is.

L.C. says Antin -- and the rest of her neighbors -- are making a mountain out of a mole-"Hills" and that she tries to be "respectful and conscientious."

McCain Pimps Out Cindy for Topless Title


So Sen. John McCain was at the big Sturgis bike rally in South Dakota, and he joked he "encouraged" blondebot wife Cindy to compete in the rally's "beauty contest."

Of course, as ABC News points out, McCain may not have known he was talking about a contest where biker chicks routinely doff their tops – and even sometimes their bottoms. (Don't think about that too long.) "I told her with a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip," said McCain.

Nothing ever good came from combining First Lady and buffalo chips in the same sentence.

Jenna J –- Preggers at Last?


Jenna Jameson has been trying to get knocked up for ages –- and it might just have happened.

So says the New York Post, which speculates that JJ and Tito Ortiz are expecting. "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week," says a source, "but she's postponed everything" to get ready for her pregnancy. Jenna had a miscarriage and had difficulty getting preggers in vitro.

Neither Jenna's nor Tito's rep had comment.

Party Favors: Jerry Falwell – Pauper in Heaven? ... Michelle Williams Keeping Up with Jonze ... Yes, the Paris for Prez Campaign Has Begun


Jerry Falwell may have been the most prominent televangelist of his day, but he lost most of his fortune, say Rush & Molloy, because of a bad $20 million investment in a "Christian community." ... Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze had an intimate dinner together at L.A.'s Little Dom's restaurant, reports People, after some P.D.A. in Williams' Brooklyn nabe. ... The first – of no doubt many – Paris for Prez sites has popped up, at VoteParis2008.com, and, naturally, they're selling a T-shirt saying "See you at the debate, bitches."

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1. Gross, that poor baby will have to grow up knowing hir or her mom was a nasty slut who had sex for money. How can you have a child after that. What sort of man wants a woman like that to become the mother of his child.

Posted at 8:34AM on Aug 6th 2008 by Nikki

2. Hey, new website....Helloghetto.com...roll on thru

Posted at 9:09AM on Aug 6th 2008 by hellghetto.com

3. Since John McCain's wife was caught stealing drugs from a Children's Charity, committed adulty with John when he left his wheel chair bound wife and 3 kids for her I can only imagine her adding this title to the ones she already has....
She would have the title "Wirst First Lady Ever" and that would only be if we could get away with using lady in that sentence.......

Posted at 9:22AM on Aug 6th 2008 by Sam

4. how vile to have a porn star as your mother, in 20 yrs her child can dig up all the info bout them

gross
i would rather have a scientologist pair of parents than that

at this point even the pregnant "man" sounds like a better suit and shes just a freak on a leash, wants her cake and eat it too.... just like a man

Posted at 9:26AM on Aug 6th 2008 by shameshame

5. John McCain's wife, Cindy, could compete in the "Botox" category.

Posted at 9:25AM on Aug 6th 2008 by Kay

6. JENNA JAMESON IS LIKE 60 YEARS OLD RIGHT - WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE A BABY. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A CHILD WHO IS MORE THAN LIKELY GOING TO HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO DAMN OLD. WHAT A WONDERFUL MOTHER AND ROLE MODEL SHE'LL MAKE - NOT. SHE IS SUCH A JOKE.

Posted at 9:39AM on Aug 6th 2008 by PENNY

7. I pray that at least she has a boy and not a girl... something tells me that a boy would not be as mercilessly teased about his mothers past as a girl would. Especially pre-teen and middle school girls.. they are vicious and would have a field day with that info...
Ugh, why oh why does trash feel the need to reproduce????

Posted at 9:37AM on Aug 6th 2008 by Jenna is nasty

8. Penny are you high? She is in her 30's

Posted at 9:41AM on Aug 6th 2008 by Jenna is nasty

9. Jenna will never be able to carry to term. Her vajayjay and backdoor is so wore out that as soon as the fetus gets over a pound it will just drop out.

I honestly can't believe that she'd want to bring a baby into the world that she helped filth up. She'd get more respect adopting a child conceived from rape since she helped with the disrespect and disregard for women in her movies.

Posted at 10:27AM on Aug 6th 2008 by Daisy Duke

10. I am sure his or her school mates when the time comes, will have many porno partys with JJ as the number 1 guest on DVD.
Great all his/her buddys get to see their buddys mother shagging anything and everything....

That child is going to grow up hating it's mother thats for sure, another deranged teenager enters the scene, very very sad.

Posted at 11:07AM on Aug 8th 2008 by Susie

11. So I assume the gestation has a 50/50 chance of occurring in her stomach due to reasons we are all aware of?

Posted at 10:41AM on Aug 6th 2008 by Roger C.

12. Jenna finally got pregnant once she realized where the sperm had to go, and it wasn't down her throat

Posted at 10:50AM on Aug 6th 2008 by Teabagger4444

13. why would tito want a bayby from a slut porn star?????? they are good just to bang but not to start a family.! L_O_S_E_R_!!!

Posted at 10:56PM on Aug 6th 2008 by black mamba

14. Can't John McCain do ANYTHING right? This guy is running for PRESIDENT? He's totally clueless. Amazing. Totally clueless.

Posted at 11:45AM on Aug 6th 2008 by HenryO

15. And i bet 100 to 1 the least thing Jenna would want for her child is to become a pornstar.

Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 6th 2008 by LosCabos

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