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Celebrity Justice8/6/2008 2:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Troyer's Ex: Thanks for the "Lasting" Gift

Verne Troyer's video sex partner is pissed, and now claims Mini Me's m.o. is all about back taxes and a mysterious reference to a "lasting gift".

Ranae Shrider's legal mouthpiece, Keith Davidson, is raggin' on Verne claiming he can't pay his taxes "because he is paying his lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars to file ridiculous lawsuits." He cites, among other things, the suit against TMZ for running the sex tape story, which was dismissed.

Davidson calls Verne "a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial celebrity," adding, "Mr. Troyer would be better served retiring his Federal and state tax obligations rather than suing a girl who he dated for only three months before videotaping their diminutive sessions." We've never heard a sex tape called a "diminutive session," but whatever.

Oh yes, and there's this. Shrider's lawyer ends with the following shot: "Ms. Shrider would still like to thank Mr. Troyer for the 'lasting' gifts he has imparted her with." So, what do you suppose he means by that?

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cuntroll:  1285 days ago

Mini Herpes

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Kim:  1285 days ago

Sounds like herpes! But if you live like a whore, expect to get a whore's disease!

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FRANNIE:  1285 days ago

HE OBVIOUSLY GAVE HER A STD LOL

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KBizzle:  1285 days ago

Crabs?

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tragedytragedy:  1285 days ago

Nothing says I'll love you forever quite like herpes!

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Liz:  1285 days ago

Vaginal warts......................Yes, that is what it is!




Oh and good luck with all that!

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Ari:  1285 days ago

I'm thinking "lasting gifts" is just a nice way of saying nasty STDs....

Who knew Mini Me got around so much?

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pimp:  1285 days ago

Good job Ms. Shrider, nothing says class like having your lawyer tell the world you have an STD. Good luck getting another date, and since there won't be no more casting couch session, you can also kiss your "career" goodbye.

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who dat:  1285 days ago

The little dild* is herped up?

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rv:  1285 days ago

lasting gift? like G.A.S.H aka gonorreah aids syphyllis and herpes!!! lol those damn midgets!!

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Debi:  1285 days ago

I am still trying to figure out how this guy got laid to start with in order to GET something to pass on....

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Mini-hater:  1285 days ago

Mini-Warts!!!! Keep him away from Mr. Bigglesworth for crying out loud!

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Minilove:  1285 days ago

What a disgusting little troll!!! This girl was his girlfriend not one of his local prostitutes. I hope he has not done such a despicable thing.

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Minilove:  1285 days ago

I heard she was PREGNANT!!!! OMG can you imagine another mini mini mini me running around?

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Minilove:  1285 days ago

Next thing will be Verne going on extreme makeover to have those bastards frozen off. EWWWWWWWWWWWW

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