Celebrity Justice
Troyer's Ex: Thanks for the "Lasting" Gift

Verne Troyer's video sex partner is pissed, and now claims Mini Me's m.o. is all about back taxes and a mysterious reference to a "lasting gift".

Ranae Shrider's legal mouthpiece, Keith Davidson, is raggin' on Verne claiming he can't pay his taxes "because he is paying his lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars to file ridiculous lawsuits." He cites, among other things, the suit against TMZ for running the sex tape story, which was dismissed.

Davidson calls Verne "a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial celebrity," adding, "Mr. Troyer would be better served retiring his Federal and state tax obligations rather than suing a girl who he dated for only three months before videotaping their diminutive sessions." We've never heard a sex tape called a "diminutive session," but whatever.

Oh yes, and there's this. Shrider's lawyer ends with the following shot: "Ms. Shrider would still like to thank Mr. Troyer for the 'lasting' gifts he has imparted her with." So, what do you suppose he means by that?

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1. Mini Herpes

Posted at 2:02PM on Aug 6th 2008 by stinky pinky toe

2. Sounds like herpes! But if you live like a whore, expect to get a whore's disease!

Posted at 2:06PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Kim

3. Crabs?

Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Frosty Gagger

4. Nothing says I'll love you forever quite like herpes!

Posted at 2:10PM on Aug 6th 2008 by tragedytragedy

5. HE OBVIOUSLY GAVE HER A STD LOL

Posted at 2:11PM on Aug 6th 2008 by FRANNIE

6. Vaginal warts......................Yes, that is what it is!




Oh and good luck with all that!

Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 6th 2008 by itiswhatitis

7. I'm thinking "lasting gifts" is just a nice way of saying nasty STDs....

Who knew Mini Me got around so much?

Posted at 2:14PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Ari

8. Good job Ms. Shrider, nothing says class like having your lawyer tell the world you have an STD. Good luck getting another date, and since there won't be no more casting couch session, you can also kiss your "career" goodbye.

Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 6th 2008 by pimp

9. lasting gift? like G.A.S.H aka gonorreah aids syphyllis and herpes!!! lol those damn midgets!!

Posted at 2:19PM on Aug 6th 2008 by rv

10. I am still trying to figure out how this guy got laid to start with in order to GET something to pass on....

Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Debi

11. Mini-Warts!!!! Keep him away from Mr. Bigglesworth for crying out loud!

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Mini-hater

12. What a disgusting little troll!!! This girl was his girlfriend not one of his local prostitutes. I hope he has not done such a despicable thing.

Posted at 2:35PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Christyb

13. I heard she was PREGNANT!!!! OMG can you imagine another mini mini mini me running around?

Posted at 2:35PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Mikey

14. Next thing will be Verne going on extreme makeover to have those bastards frozen off. EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Posted at 2:35PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Ray

15. THAT POOR GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:36PM on Aug 6th 2008 by Celeste

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