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Courts Baffled By DMX's Billion Arrests

Don't worry if DMX's arrests have confused you -- it looks like the judicial system is having the same problem.

DMX was picked up yesterday in Florida over a bench warrant issued against him in Arizona. Florida's go-to lawyer, Brad Cohen, tried to bail him out today, but couldn't -- because Arizona courts list him as having a no bail hold. X was listed as having $25,000 cash bond, but somehow it's changed.

So now the rapper has to sit in a Florida jail until his October 2 court hearing for a possession charge he has in Miami. Cohen told us he'll have him out before then ... if they can straighten everything out.

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1. Sweet.

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Tough

2. Stay out of prison blace males, do you even no how? Here is a clue dont shoot people rape women get drunk all day long and maybe just maybe you might want to attend high shcool and finish. Just back from Europe, American culture is hated more there then in the middle east good job black America!

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 15th 2008 by What theF__?

3. keeping him in jail will at least keep him from adding more arrests to his record

Posted at 5:46PM on Aug 15th 2008 by NumberOneStylist

4. Finally!!

Posted at 6:21PM on Aug 15th 2008 by MarineMom

5. THOSE GOOD 'OL BOYS IN GEORGIA FINALLY GOT HIM! THERE IS JUSTICE. WONDER IF THEY READ DELIVERANCE! OPEN WIDE SWEET THANG!

Posted at 6:24PM on Aug 15th 2008 by dick pudenda

6. uh-oh. He will probably commit suicide or something. He said that he can not go back to jail (he can't take it). That's why he's been trying to run from being arrested. Well, he really should try to stay out of trouble.

We shall see what happens.

Posted at 6:35PM on Aug 15th 2008 by I read it somewhere

7. All black men don't get drunk, rape & shoot people. A statement like that is ignorant.

Now as for his numerous arrests, he has been caught by photo radar cameras several times the past few months here in Arizona. If memory serves me right, he was going over 100 MPH. That deserves being arrested right there.

Then, again if memory serves me right, the Arizona news media mentioned something about mistreatement of several dogs on his property. That ALSO deserves arrests.

Arizona should have just kept his rear end in jail & then they wouldn't have to rely on Florida to keep his sorry butt behind bars.

At least in jail he can't mistreat dogs or endanger his life & everyone eles on the roadway by MASSIVELY exceeding the speed limit.

Posted at 1:48AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Arizonan

8. I smell a album release.. and some shamless self promotion.. and someone trying to gain more street cred ...douchbag

Posted at 8:05PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Manbearpig

9. WOW, I hate to see DMX like this.........I really don't understand what he did...was it parole violation? drugs? guns? it seems to me that he just does not give a damn.....maybe he can get some help while he's locked up so he can start a new life when he's relaeased!

Posted at 8:45PM on Aug 15th 2008 by EGGO

10. I LOVEEEEEEE DMX AND I THINK ITS GOOD THAT HES IN JAIL ONLY BECAUSE IT WILL SOBER HIM UP . YES I KNOW YOU CAN GET DRUGS/ALCOHOL IN JAIL BUT HOPEFULLY HE WONT .
I DON'T THINK HES GONNA BE IN THERE UNTIL OCT . HE'LL BE OUT BY THEN BUT I WISH HIM LUCK. A FRIEND OF MINE SAID HE SHOOK HIS HAND WHEN DMX WAS ON TOUR HE WENT TO OUR SHOPPING MALL HERE AND MY FRIEND IS ABOUT 5'9 AND HE SAID DMX WAS ABOUT 2 INCHES SHORTER. I THOUGHT HE WAS TALL ...BUT ANYWAYS GOOD LUCK TO YA !
CANT WAIT FOR MORE MUSIC . AND NUMBER 8 I ALWAYS THINK WHAT YOUR THINKING TOO BUT TO GO TO JAIL SO MANY TIMES AND DO SOME TIME ISN'T A PUBLICITY STUNT . IF IT IS THEN THIS GUY NEEDS A GRAMMY LOL,

Posted at 9:20PM on Aug 15th 2008 by SASSY

11. A black rapper in jail??? C'mon...you guys are making this up, right?

Posted at 9:48PM on Aug 15th 2008 by lensmanct

12. 2. Stay out of prison blace males, do you even no how? Here is a clue dont shoot people rape women get drunk all day long and maybe just maybe you might want to attend high shcool and finish. Just back from Europe, American culture is hated more there then in the middle east good job black America!

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 15th 2008 by What theF__?
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WOW

Good one it black americas fault that the world hates america.

TMZ how long will that b.s be on this forum,

Posted at 9:59PM on Aug 15th 2008 by whitedude

13. 2. Stay out of prison blace males, do you even no how? Here is a clue dont shoot people rape women get drunk all day long and maybe just maybe you might want to attend high shcool and finish. Just back from Europe, American culture is hated more there then in the middle east good job black America!

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 15th 2008 by What theF__?

Stay out of prison white males or do you even know how? Here is a clue, don't shoot people at schools, molest kids and marry underage girls in cults. Go to school, learn to spell and abbreviate properly. Good job white America!
Examples: 1. Black is not spelled blace.
2. No should be spelled know.
3. Shcool is spelled school.
4. Then should be spelled than.

Posted at 11:22PM on Aug 15th 2008 by What the F__?

14. That picture, plus the caption... add in the fact that he's had a million mugshots... it just cracks me up.

Posted at 12:51PM on Aug 16th 2008 by C

15. What a nincompoop. Doesn't like jail but just can't figure out that when he breaks laws and runs from the punishment, it extends his jail time. Another moron with some money, just making him a rich moron.

Posted at 12:41AM on Aug 17th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

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