Sam + LiLo = Mary-Kate

Wow. That's harsh. I don't know that Mary Kate deserved to be called a "bastard child" of anyone. She definitely has her own, uhm, style, but at least she's not showing her ass or her ta-tas, so I have to at least give her credit for that.

drugs do that you...you stop caring about how you look...usually filed under: I don't care what people think

Ha!
She has no ass or ta-tas!

JUST OD ALREADY!!!! WHY Is she given so much attention she is just like her latest and like only movie , Straight up WACKNESS!!!!!

hey ocd she being called a bastard because thats how she chooses to represent herself . How could u feel sympathetic for this trash no one owes her any compassion it's her srry azz parents fault for helping to brew such a srry sack o sh!T. Mind you her arrogant and reckless demeanor may have contributed to society loosing a real commodity , misery loves company so if the joker was depressed she was thriving off of it. easier to be a fiend if you have lots of company. again wtf just snort sum ajax already!!!!

omg...what in the world was she thinking when she put that ansamble together?? I just wonder.... maybe she's going broke w/ all the drugs she investing in. Who knows.

That's really impressing the DEA to stay off her butt over Heath's death! And I'm sure that they are wondering why they ever even wanted to question her in the first place over his overdose/death!! PSYCH!!! She looks like the poster child of drugs, addiction and death. I hope she gets help!

Nicole Richie had better keep this one away from from Joel Madden if she does not want him to wind up like Heath Ledger.
The last thing we need is another daughter growing up without her father.

First those "party" pictures all over the web and then MK hanging around the Good Charlotte tour bus batting her lashes up at Joel Madden.
Meanwhile Nicole is back in California with the baby.
So NOT GOOD!

OCD.. She has no ta-tas or ass to show off.

Guys are sometimes a little slow to read a situation correctly.
But tHat little pic of MK making googoo eyes up at Joel Madden spoke volumes. Hope it wakes up Nicole she should kick and bite that druggie and rip her bald.

Frequently the TMZ staff crosses the line when trying to be funny, but this time you got it exactly right. This is one of the funniest pictures and captions I've seen in a long time. Leave vacationing celebs alone and give us more like this.

Mk should be in jail for know information on Heath's death. She is a lying w**hore c *nt bag who needs to start throwing up again because she is as huge as a cow!!! Lying b*tch. She's hiding information and I bet it leads back to her fat cow!!!

What is the deal with being a millionaire and dressing like a bag lady. If she doesn't want the money she should give it to a good cause!

Can she at the very least comb her hair once in a while.

Thank you for sharing.