Kim Kardashian's eyeballs got shot by frickin' laser beams when she went in to get LASIK surgery -- so it was probably a bad idea for the paps to let their flashbulbs go off on her sensitive peepers.
Filed under: Nurse!, Kim Kardashian
1. What a waste of space. I bet JLo is glad she can relax and let the ass paps snap this up. Jiggly EWWWW
Posted at 6:16AM on Aug 16th 2008 by HAHA
2. Her sisters are 'really really rude'!
Posted at 8:48AM on Aug 16th 2008 by wallawallawawaoxenfried
3. Her brother is a 'girly man cry baby'! Boo hoo, booby!
Posted at 8:55AM on Aug 16th 2008 by wallawallawawaoxenfried
4. Her stepdad is 'outta a wax museum'. 'Lie ,cheat, steal, and gamble'..that's what I always say!
Posted at 8:58AM on Aug 16th 2008 by wallawallawawaoxenfried
5. at least Brody is hot.
Posted at 9:26AM on Aug 16th 2008 by well, he is
6. My oven is hot, but I don't often write about that.
Posted at 9:38AM on Aug 16th 2008 by wallawallawawaoxenfried
7. Kim followed her mother's 'script'. 'There's gold in them thar hills'..(Beverly, that is).
Posted at 9:41AM on Aug 16th 2008 by wallawallawawaoxenfried
8. So how come she was on Robertson Blvd smiling and waving to her paid paps there, who has 100 flashing bulbs?
And then she took her own pics of her without her dark glasses, inside a studio, with a flashing bulb...on the same day.
Why no "rude" and hurting my lasiked eyes!" protests there?
Posted at 11:15AM on Aug 16th 2008 by pap whore?
9. She has that nasty arab sand jockey look right? I could see her fat ass in a burka. Fugly no-talent whore.
Posted at 12:01PM on Aug 16th 2008 by what
10. # 9 what, you totally suck. Get some therapy, you seriously have anger issues and you're a BIGOT.
Posted at 12:26PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Sand Jockey
11. WHATS UP WITH HER 2 LITTLE SISTERS?? I WATCHED ONE EPISODE OF THAT SHOW AND HER LITTLE SISTERS WERE USING THAT STRIPPER POLE AND THE BAD THING ABOUT IT IS THEY WERE GOOD AT IT.
WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?? THAT WAS WAY TO MUCH !! IT WAS KIND OF DISTURBING .
AS FOR KIM JUST LEAVE HER ALONE . SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED BECAUSE SHE HAS TO MANY CLOTHES ON .
Posted at 12:53PM on Aug 16th 2008 by WHATEVER
12. WHAT THE HELL IS SHE FAMOUS FOR????????????? JUST ANOTHER PERSON WITH A BIG ASS FAMOUS FOR NOTHING................
Posted at 12:59PM on Aug 16th 2008 by BKBKBK
13. Have you ever noticed that most eye doctors who promote Lasik wear glasses?
Posted at 1:06PM on Aug 16th 2008 by chicken stripper
14. NUMBER 11 YOUR RIGHT .
I WEAR CONTACTS AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE PERFECT VISION BUT I WOULD NEVER GET THE SURGERY BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST IT . I KNOW PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD IT DONE AND THEY HAVE TO WEAR READING GLASSES . ITS NOT ALL THAT . YEARS TO COME PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD THIS DONE ARE GONNA BE BLIND OR SOMETHING . I JUST THINK ITS WAY TO RISKY.
people really need to leave their bodies alone . its getting way out of hand these days. people are never satisfied with their REAL looks anymore . its kind of sad.
Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 16th 2008 by sassy
15.
k.DISCARDashian goes to the eye
doctor suffering from a black eye;
this one also goes to the
dentist for a haircut........
Posted at 4:54PM on Aug 16th 2008 by jerome henry brudos
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