I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With that Woman

8/22/2008 9:55 AM PDT
Lindsay Lohan denied lesbian rumors!!!!!

Ok, truth in advertising. She wasn't talking about Sam Ronson. It's about the whole thing with Tila Tequila's new GF, Courtenay Semel.

And you want to get creeped out? Listen to the papper who told Ms. Lohan about a dream he had about her.