1. Gluten morgan, friends..

Posted at 9:38AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

2. tmz. just keeps getting better and better.

Posted at 9:54AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by yeawwza!

3. I WANT MORE DAVID BECKHAM

Posted at 10:16AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by LMC

4. Michael Phelps, maybe?

Posted at 10:17AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by Roger C.

5. I get an error page; were you forced to take the photos down?

Posted at 10:26AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by Bob

6. Olympic athlete villages are havens for wild international sex and misuse of AlphaBits. See what happens when you don't learn a second language and travel! It's all good! Play safe, you kharma coyotes!

9.5, 9.0, 9.0, 8.5, 9.0, 9.5, 9.0 (now we know what those numbers refer to - they say "that was great" in the universal language of numbers)

Posted at 10:37AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by PolarBear

7. ERROR PAGE! Look at the crappy job your weekend staff does!

Posted at 11:02AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by John

8. This is in poor taste TMZ.

Posted at 11:32AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by mommaodell

9. Why has TMZ shown such disrepect to our United States athletes? Is your staff a bunch of fat jealous losers? First you liken gold medal winner Shawn Johnson to a rodent, now you denigrate other Olympic athletes by showing closeups of their butts. You're one step away from being Don Imus.

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by cheriroyale

10. Crack tease.

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by somnium

11. What a horrible thing to wake up to: someone's almost completely exposed behind. Poor taste, TMZ. I wish it wasn't Sat.

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by Love the OC; Living in the OC

12. you people are sick!

Posted at 11:56AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by BLISS

13. So the Olympics had a bunch of women and one gross male wrestler? Where are the men's asses? LOL. Except for the 17 year-old this is kind of funny. What a bunch of finger-shaking idiots. Do people come here expecting class? Don't be stupid!

Posted at 12:20PM on Aug 23rd 2008 by Larue

14. No, Larue, we certainly don't come to TMZ looking for class -- now that WOULD be stupid! (like going to WalMart looking to buy a Lexus) I come here to get celebrity gossip, but in their desperation for providing "News" TMZ often degenerates into juvenile, mean-spirited personal attacks, much like a bunch of middle-school Mean Girls. But celebrities and entertainers are one thing; the United States Olympic team is quite another. This is a new low, even for TMZ -- and that's saying a lot!

Posted at 12:53PM on Aug 23rd 2008 by cheriroyale

15. OK guys. Now you're getting tacky.

Posted at 1:49PM on Aug 23rd 2008 by Fina