Celebrity Justice
Slick Dick Gets Off Sex Charge Hook

He may look like a sex offender, but Andy Dick won't be prosecuted as one -- over an incident where he allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top outside that chicken joint last month.

A rep for the DA handling the case just released a statement saying, "We found that his actions were more in line with an assault than a sexual battery. It didn't appear to be an overt sexual act."

The Dick still faces four misdemeanor counts from his drunken tirade at the Murrieta, Ca. Buffalo Wild Wings, and will be arraigned next week for battery, unlawful possession of a controlled substance, public intoxication and possession of less than one ounce of marijuana.



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1. Holy crap! That picture scared teh sh*t out of me when I click on the site!

Posted at 11:00AM on Aug 25th 2008 by CC

2. This picture is almost spooky.

Posted at 11:01AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Studly

3. UGH-he is just vile.

Posted at 11:02AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Mindy

4. Whatever he gets charged with, I hope all charges stick and he's in jail for a long time.

Posted at 11:04AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Beach Girl

5. Another example of that good old boys justice system.

Posted at 11:06AM on Aug 25th 2008 by A-TEAM

6. This guy is a no talent hack. How he has a "career" in Hollywood is beyond all comprehention. Plus, he's ugly as sin.

Posted at 11:11AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Me

7. He looks like Side Show Bob from the Simpsons

Posted at 11:17AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Andrea

8. Well America, another pre-pedophile is given a pass to go out there and commit an act on yet another innocent victim. This picture couldn't be more disgusting and revealing if it was on the the ass of an elephant!!! A 17 yr oldl girl? He's a pig with a problem and he will slip through the cracks in the system. WOW, what a world we live in.

Posted at 11:26AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Just what we need

9. So NOT funny, ever!

Posted at 11:38AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Midge

10. Less than once once of marijuana? Heh he...

Posted at 11:42AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Aaron

11. IS THAT PEE-WEE HERMANS MUG SHOT?

Posted at 11:44AM on Aug 25th 2008 by c you next time

12. God, that guy is freaky. Someone please lock him up...
In other news, I'm desperately searching for Daniel from the Lost Diary. Please, please, come back!

Posted at 11:48AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Beej

13. Is it just me or does this pic remind you of a certain individual from the Simpsons???? Sideshow Bob......anyone?? ha!

Posted at 11:50AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Blah

14. So as long as you're a flamer you can't get tagged for sexual assault against the opposite sex?

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Crabby

15.

No, he definitely ain't quite right.

Posted at 12:02PM on Aug 25th 2008 by OCD

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