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Slick Dick

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Sex Charge Hook

8/25/2008 11:37 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

He may look like a sex offender, but Andy Dick won't be prosecuted as one -- over an incident where he allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top outside that chicken joint last month.

A rep for the DA handling the case just released a statement saying, "We found that his actions were more in line with an assault than a sexual battery. It didn't appear to be an overt sexual act."

The Dick still faces four misdemeanor counts from his drunken tirade at the Murrieta, Ca. Buffalo Wild Wings, and will be arraigned next week for battery, unlawful possession of a controlled substance, public intoxication and possession of less than one ounce of marijuana.

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release'em    

Holy crap! That picture scared teh sh*t out of me when I click on the site!

2189 days ago
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Studly    

This picture is almost spooky.

2189 days ago
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MindyD    

UGH-he is just vile.

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Seattlelite    

Whatever he gets charged with, I hope all charges stick and he's in jail for a long time.

2189 days ago
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TMZ IS RELEASE THERAPY FOR RACIST    

Another example of that good old boys justice system.

2189 days ago
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My2Cents    

This guy is a no talent hack. How he has a "career" in Hollywood is beyond all comprehention. Plus, he's ugly as sin.

2189 days ago
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Andrea    

He looks like Side Show Bob from the Simpsons

2189 days ago
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tlynn    

Well America, another pre-pedophile is given a pass to go out there and commit an act on yet another innocent victim. This picture couldn't be more disgusting and revealing if it was on the the ass of an elephant!!! A 17 yr oldl girl? He's a pig with a problem and he will slip through the cracks in the system. WOW, what a world we live in.

2189 days ago
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northern gypsy    

WTF has happened to A.D.??? really do hope the charges stick...looks like the ONLY way he can clean himself up in spending some time in the slammer !!!

2189 days ago
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Vasoline    

Less than once once of marijuana? Heh he...

2189 days ago
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Glisten Garbor    

So NOT funny, ever!

2189 days ago
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Brewdog    

When is this crap gonna stop! No wonder this creep pulled her top down, he knew he could buy his way out. I have no respect for the idiot any longer.

2189 days ago
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northern gypsy    

WTF has happened to A.D. ??? hope the charges stick...looks like it's the ONLY way he going to clean up... is spending some time in the slammer !!!

2189 days ago
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BEEJ    

God, that guy is freaky. Someone please lock him up...
In other news, I'm desperately searching for Daniel from the Lost Diary. Please, please, come back!

2189 days ago
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loveyaringo    

IS THAT PEE-WEE HERMANS MUG SHOT?

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