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Brit -- The Bitch is Back

9/4/2008 4:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Brit -- The Bitch is Back

Set your DVRs.

Or not: Anyway, Britney Spears is going to appear on the MTV Video Music Awards after all, despite all the denials from her camp over the last few weeks. She's not going to sing or dance (baby steps), but MTV says she's got something "fun" planned, and that she'll open the show.

"How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?" she asked in a statement to Us.

Jamie Lynn Burps Up for Bristol


Unwed teen moms are doin' it for themselves.

17-year-old teen mama Jamie Lynn Spears sent burp cloths from Petit Tresor to 17-year-old teen mama-to-be Bristol Palin, with a note reading "Dear Bristol: Hang in there!!!! XOXO." And buns in their young ovens isn't the only thing J-L and Bris have in common.

Has anyone noticed how similar Casey and Levi are? Switch the four-wheeler with a snowmobile, and they're the same dude.

David's Swimmers Work in Spades


It was David with the tadpoles in the Playmate after all.

David Spade is the father of a baby girl born last week to his once-galpal Playmate Jillian Grace, his rep tells People. "David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting 'Rules of Engagement,'" says his rep.

The baby was born Aug. 26, and he said all along he would help the kid if it turned out he was the daddy.

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cloe:  1256 days ago

Hell yes! They are currently shooting Rules of Engagement! YAY! Who cares about his paternity issues - I'm stoked about the show! I kept hearing it was cancelled!

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Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ:  1256 days ago

Yup, the Bitch is back and my day is made! Can't wait for the VMA's. You go, girl - what a difference a year makes - all will see.

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Lenn K.:  1256 days ago

As you can tell in two of the three stories, guys who don't use protection can be even close to 40. Gals, you are just as responsible. A few minutes of pleasure for a life time of committment!!!

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itstrue:  1256 days ago

Let's talk up Brit (where did that come from) and treat Mrs. Palin with utter disrespect.
Beautiful.

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Tangie:  1256 days ago

What an insult AGAIN to the legitimate artists out there to have Britney Spears open the show. What has she done in the past year music wise? MTV knows she is a freak show and that's what people want to see. I won't be watching.

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Big Bear:  1256 days ago

Oh boy!! Stupid Britney will appear at the VMA's. Let's all hold our breath until her highness appears. We going to call this Comeback 2?? Britney is too old to sing and dance the way she used to. Retire now Britney before you make a fool of yourself again!!! Why not make a movie like your brother Forrest??

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Crissy:  1256 days ago

WOW. Britney is damned if she does and damned if she doesn't with some of you ignorant posters. She has finally gotten her life together and we should be applauding her, not condeming her. She should be at the VMA awards considering all she has done in the past for music. Good job Britney for pulling it together. I hope she can keep it up!

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BOYCOTT ARUBA:  1256 days ago

Yeah!!! pure comedy watching the brit monster try to impress the masses..... We will be torn between disgust and laughing our collective butts off. Her pr team actually thinks we want this poor excuse for a mother trying to entertain us? ha!
Let's hope she doesn't pitch another little hissy fit and fire her wardrobe consultant and or hair dresser this time! No... wait...it will add to the fun.
Meanwhile those poor babies are put on the back burner as usual while the brit monster tries to revive her dead career. Nice to see her put all her energy in herself instead of her kids.Way to go Oh Skanky One!
Thank you for not trying to sing or dance, it will make it less painfull for that poor audience.

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Al:  1256 days ago

If she gets an award for that crap I will eat my hat. She probably will, cos there seems to be a campaign to impose her on the world again despite the fact that her time is up. How frustrating for legitimate up and coming artists to see that the lower the standard of her performances and albums, the more the "music" industry seems to prop her up. It kust goes to show you dont need to be talented to succeed, you just need to flash your crotch.

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Robinest:  1256 days ago

Nice Reporting! At story that starts with "Set your DVRs", then relates an upcoming event - but never actually tells us WHEN WE CAN SE THE TRAIN-WRECK!

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dondee:  1256 days ago

Why aren't you calling this woman a whore and a slut, not even sure it whose baby it was and making some comments about David Spade? Oh, I know why.....because perhaps they're not Republicans and you know, this kind of thing is okay for everyone else, except 17 year old kids who don't have the maturity to know better. I do think David Spade and his "former gal pal" might have been old enough to know better....HMMMM? Can we say "Double Standard"?

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wasted days and wasted nights:  1256 days ago

Britney will always be for many of us like a high school crush--one we fondly recall no matter the passage of years and experiences. So, it'll be nice to see her again on that show and good for her to put the embarrassment of last year behind her.

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Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ:  1256 days ago

I hear ignorant posters.

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allen:  1256 days ago

why are stupid people trashing britney? shes' to old to sing? she's not going to make a good comeback? i think that is ridiculous. First of all you dont know what is in store for sunday and you already like to run you big mouth. Britney is the 8th best selling female artist in american history! She was asked to open the show again! wow im proud of her you go brit i love you and do your best!
i love you britney
i can't wait to watch.
and she will win a moonman too!!

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MelGibson:  1251 days ago

THIS JUST IN !!! David Spade will be paying child support for the next 18-21 years / note he will not be buying that new BMW he had his eye on- but on a good note now we know that he is not gay-bi maybe but not gay-AND THATS THE NEWS FOR TODAY AND GOODTONIGHT .

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