OJ Can't Get Arrested in Nevada

9/8/2008 12:50 PM PDT
Pop quiz: OJ Simpson in a big Chevy SUV on the highway. What do you do? Drop a dime, of course.

And that's what happened today in Nevada: Simpson was on his way for the kickoff of his kidnapping/armed robbery trial in Vegas, when someone called 911, believing OJ was juiced.

The cops responded, pulled him over, but found no evidence he was sloshed. They did find a single black glove.