Jonas Bros -- Lords of the Purity Rings

Russell Brand be damned! America's favorite Evangelical Christian dandy boy band virgins, the Jonas Brothers, showed off their sexual abstinence bling in London on Wednesday.

Their bodyguard, Jordin Sparks, was nowhere in sight.



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1. So those purity rings only work on women?

Posted at 4:09PM on Sep 11th 2008 by frank zappa

2. Jonas Brothers are nothing but a bunch of untalented homos!!!!!!

Posted at 4:11PM on Sep 11th 2008 by fitty scent

3. Good for them...at least they can take a joke. They found Russell Brand funny

Posted at 4:12PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Potagee

4. Good for them...at least they can take a joke. They found Russell
Brand funny

Posted at 4:13PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Potagee

5. I think the Jonas brothers are much better role-models than the guys who are going out and having sex with everything that moves! They're trying to set a good example, The purity rings are great =]]

Posted at 4:20PM on Sep 11th 2008 by nicole_05

6. Ha ha! She does look hefty enough to be their bodyguard. Maybe that should be her next career move since her music is awful.

Posted at 4:17PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Sarah

7. I think #1fitty scent wants him som som Jonas ass but is mad cuzz he cant have it, see the rings are a good thing!!!

Posted at 4:17PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Flower Boy

8. I like the ring thing I think its cool!

Posted at 4:20PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Roxy

9. Good for them. Instead of making fun of their stand, we should be applauding it. I saw Jordin Sparks on tv last night and she is just adorable - I hope she doesn't end up like the rest of the pop music skanks.

Posted at 4:22PM on Sep 11th 2008 by southernbelle

10. I'm trying to understand what is so wrong with being a virgin?? I saved myself for my husband and it was well worth the wait! I wouldn't have done it any other way...I don't see what is wrong with people who make the decision to wait. I understand it's a rarity these days, but good for them. When will we learn to encourage this and stop tearing people down about a good and healthy decision!!! Jeesh!

Posted at 4:23PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Alaina

11. I think the Jonas brothers are much better role-models than the guys
who are going out and doing it w/ everything that moves! They're
trying to set a good example, The purity rings are great =]]

Posted at 4:25PM on Sep 11th 2008 by lala_57

12. Hey Hey freaking great....the modern day Monkees..teenie boppin talentless waste

Posted at 4:28PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Reality

13. I am glad there is someone out there I can actually feel okay about letting my daughters listen too and not have to worry about them ruining their personal lives as a bad example. Good for them to not be sluts!

Posted at 4:31PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Jackie

14. I wouldn't make fun of their "stand" if it truly was their stand. If I believed for one nanosecond that these boys actually agreed to weary dorky "purity" rings out of principal, and not to capitalize on the "wholesome" fad. It's as phony as the rest of the entertainment business. There is nothing "pure" about it.

Posted at 4:33PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Mina M

15. Awww look... it's STOP!, NO! and DON'T!

Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 11th 2008 by STR8UP

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