Richie: Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For?

Lionel ain't worried 'bout no stinking thief. He's got a brick house. It's mighty mighty.

Is he even still relevant after all these years?

#1.....hahahahaha

Good job with the headline. Made me laugh....

Oh no. I see another old, has-been drunk tryin' to party down. boo-hoo

I wish he would get his ass out on tour so I could go see him.

That song Party all the time is from Eddie Murphy not Lionel Richie by the way!!

Why would anyone just assume he was out partying?? And if he was is it anyone business?? He can party till he's 80 if he can still do it....what business is it of anyones?? This story is about a thief anyway!

ok...you got a good headline in for a change!

Great headline BTW.=)

How in the hell did you guys not get 752 pics of the guy who was out breaking into houses?
You take pics of everything that moves (even some stuff that doesn't) and call it news.
Missed your big opportunity.

Headline made me LOL...it must be fun sitting around thinking them up. Beats my sucky job, anyway.

Look in the truck.

Hey producers, sounds like the idea of armed robbery in B. Hills is one step away from the screen! Check out my script called 'Stars and Robbers' on Inktip. Thanks and best.