Sweatin' Like a Madonna in Church

9/25/2008 5:48 PM PDT
Are Kabbalah red string bracelets passé? Because Esther Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie stepped her lapsed Catholic self back inside a church in Rome recently. What's Rabbi Berg gonna say about this on Shabbas?

"Look Rocco and Lola, remember when Mommy was up on the cross like that man?"