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Madonna: The Definition of Beauty

10/2/2008 10:49 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The only thing more painfully sculpted than Madonna's arms are her cheeks.

The facially gaunt 50-year-old attended Kabbalah services in NYC on Wednesday.

Despite all her spirituality, Madge is so vein.

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Joe Mama    

eeeeewwwwwww.... she's very ugly witout makeup and a woman being buff is unattractive.

2179 days ago
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CHRISTY    

*****OK, WE'RE ALL FOR PHYSICAL FITNESS, PROPER NUTRITION, SPRITIAL ZEN........BUT..... THIS IS INSANE!!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A TESTOSTERONE-RIDDLED MAN!!!!!!!!!!! GROSE!!!!! CALM THE **** DOWN WITH THE OVER-ZEALOUS FITNESS ROUTINE!! ALL OF YOUR BODY FAT IS GONE-----ALSO IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES, YOUR FAT PADS UNDER YOUR EYES, AND IN YOUR CHEEKS ARE GONE!!!! STOP!!!! MODERATION IS KEY!!!! LIVE, LAUGH, PARTY, EXERCISE, BUT NOT 24/7. PLEASE BRING BACK THE LOW-TESTESTERONE VERSION.

2179 days ago
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La Mom    

she's probably emotinally scarred from when Imus called her fat and ugly after her hideous MTV performance in the purple leotard. i thought it was funny, but apprently madon-ho doesn't think so. she really is ugly now.

2179 days ago
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Gia    

Looks ill to me.

2179 days ago
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mikeg539    

What a 50 year old SKANK looks like....

2179 days ago
81.

Josh    

I thought Iggy Pop was hawt... Oh madonna... Jewish bods never have been that wirery and sexy!

2178 days ago
82.

Sean    

Shes trying to be the mom from terminator hahahah

2178 days ago
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angiebell27    

I have always thought MADONNA was beautiful and i still do!! She is going through alot right now and i think she is a very busy person. It seems like if anyone looses a little more weight than usually weigh people start making dumb comments. MADONNA is a very talanted person. She has rocked it since the 80's and still going strong. You will always have fans that love you no matter how you look, and im proud to be one of your biggest fans. LOVE YOU ALWAYS MADONNA!!!!! ROCK ON GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

2178 days ago
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morfin77    

She is starting to look like that thing that hung in your Biology class in high school.

2178 days ago
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wasted days and wasted nights    

Row, row, row your gondola.

2178 days ago
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Higgy    

Is that an Adams apple ??? Hmmmmmm.

2178 days ago
87.

Skanks R Us    

Really now,, looks are really not that important when you have SO MUCH TALENT.. like me...............

2178 days ago
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lulu    

If she was taking steroids she would be a hell of a lot bigger than she is. Her arms look so big and muscular because she is so damn lean. She does obviously have a muscular build but add some fat to that and she'd look nice and healthy.

2178 days ago
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foxy59917    

If that's what "healthy" living does to a person hand me a big mac!

2178 days ago
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Ash    

I dont know what is wrong with the person that wrote this but Madonna is the def of what beauty is not. She is a nasty looking woman. No woman should have a body that looks like a man and it's clear that is what Madonnas body looks like. Without 50lbs of make-up she looks like an old hag. The botox is not helping her at all. I would rather see Rossie O Donnel then this thing!

She needs to face the fact she is old and will never be 25 again no matter how hard she tries.

2178 days ago
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