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'Who's Nailin' Paylin?' Script

10/9/2008 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ got its mitts on the entire script for Hustler's upcoming porn parody: "Who's Nailin' Paylin?"

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Uber-MILF Lisa Ann will be steaming it up with a certain snowmobile salesman and a bipartisan pundit named "Hilly" who's, well, just plain bi.

The film shoots this weekend, just in time for the election. Does it promise to deliver the goods? You betcha!

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valerie    

For pete's sake. Palin doesn't deserve this kind of treatment just because she's not a a lefty... I do wish the Left would grow up. Oliver stone and his goofy film about Pres Bush - who is not even up for re-election, etc. M moore and his anti-evrything American films... What a pathetic image of themselves the Lefties present to the rest of the country.

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valerie    

At least An American Carol is funny. The Left really needs to stop taking themselves SO SO seriously.

2184 days ago
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Joanne    

I am so sick of all these 'stars' putting down Sarah Palin. And what's up with madonna with her rant???? Why doesn't she crawl back into the rock she came from??? Or better yet, go back to England and shut her yap up. No one wants to hear what she has to say....

2184 days ago
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steelersrock!!!    

Wow, is this the only kind of news you can come up with. You have all kinds of stars out there and you have to report on this crap! The reporting on tmz is getting worse everyday. I'm thinking of sticking to e,et and people.

2184 days ago
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Once a rethuglican , ALWAYS a rethuglican    

Hey !
"Righties" , it's open season .
You were cruel and relentless toward Hillary and she blows Palin out of the water in experience , intelligence and did I say ...experience and you still smeared her .

She and McCain are like Abbott and Costello . The old man and the bush and cheney in drag . It is a joke .
Obama has his faults , but ne is most definitely the lesser of two evils.
Your party has thrown us into a hole so deep .
Gas was 1.69 when bush took office.
All the assinine polocies passed , good grief.
Ever notice how under the Democratic reign , we thrive economically .
Put a Republican in the driver's seat and watch the world go to hell in a handbasket .

We gave you eight years on two elections that were stolen twice and look what you did . The Democrats have their faults , however on a magin it's :
Repblicans - 75% of the problem
Democrats - 25% of the problem

Check your facts people , get informed and vote and if something seems funny at all about the election , make noise , because this is one the Republicans WILL NOT SUCCEED IN STEALING !!!
Obama/Biden 08
Time for change for the better...

2184 days ago
6.

jojax    

I never saw so many jealous celebrities slobs like Joy Behar, fat Rosie, whore Modonna, old Cible Shapperd, very old Barbara Walters bash and ugly Sandra Bernhard bash anyone like Sarah Palin.

2184 days ago
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jojax    

REFLECTION YOU ARE IN A DEMORATIC DREAM WORLD.

2184 days ago
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filth    



WHY IS TMZ PROMOTING THIS PORN FLICK?

WHAT A WAY TO HONOR A VP CANIDATE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WE WONDER WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD HATES US.......

THANKS FOR MAKING A WORLDWIDE ARSE OUT OF OUR COUNTRY...........

2184 days ago
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victor juan    

im actualy looking foward to this movie.sarah palin is a turn on.i saw a pic of her with open toed shoes and ive been wondering what her feet look like ever since

2184 days ago
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Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ    

Total disrepect and tasteless.

2184 days ago
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Once a rethuglican , ALWAYS a rethuglican    

Hahahaha , TMZ .
Rightous.

Why do some of you have your panties in a wad ?
It's meant to be funny peeps, lighten up .
You love accusing Obama of having terrorist allies , so all's fair in love and war .

Peace my children ...

2184 days ago
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Once a rethuglican , ALWAYS a rethuglican    

Yeah jojax , and it's a rightous world , one that will turn this ways in which our state of the world is in as a result of the last 8 years.
I love how the rethuglicans accused the first four bush years as bush cleaning up Clinton's mess , wtf then , praytell , is your excuse for the last four years of utter hell and disarray ?

Blame others , transfer responsibility , that is the rethuglican motto .
Annie get yer gun and shoot some bear , drugs and crime spreading on the streets , people don't have enough to eat . Now our kids can't go out and play , that's the state of the world today ...
Yeah seriously good policies you all have there .

2184 days ago
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SNL's Ratings Up 64%!    

i was an undecided voter until after seeing this weeks presidential debate. as well as all the smear campaigning the mccain/palin campaign continues to do against Obama. its totally unproductive and not what the voters are interested in hearing. by the way the two words RESPECT & PALIN should never be used in the same sentence! she doesn't deserve any respect. not as long as she's running a dirty & desperate smear campaign with the crypt keeper who can't even raise his arms over his gray head. can't wait until tomorrow when the findings of her ethics investigation comes out. all of america will see who's got something to hide.

2184 days ago
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Once a rethuglican , ALWAYS a rethuglican    

Obama Biden 2008
It may not be too late
to realize
with cryin eyes
that palin mccain is merely bait
to suck the mindless into believin
that they are not the actual thievin
ass liars and only more of the bush cheney fate

2184 days ago
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Tangie    

#6 reflection...Hey! If Clinton blows Palin out of the water, then where is she? Hmmm? Not here! ha ha But Sarah is!

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