Brian Austin Green -- Pimpest Law Suit Ever?

We usually try and talk about lawsuits with celebs outside of court -- but the only suit Brian Austin Green (dating Megan Fox) was in the mood to discuss was the one from Valentino.
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The 90210 alum (dating Megan Fox) is in court today over custody of his 6-year-old son Kassius with baby mama Vanessa Marcil.

Unfortunately, Megan Fox (not dating you) was no where in sight.