Mickey Rourke's Dog Day Afternoon

Look at the face on that dog -- and check out Mickey Rourke's puppy, too!

The gold slipper-clad 56-year-old reassembled actor took time out of dropping -- and apologizing for -- homophobic slurs to go to LAX with his pet chihuahua on Wednesday.

There aren't enough skycaps in the world for all his baggage.