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Side Eyes Don't Lie

11/15/2008 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

We don't like reading too much into photos, but Madonna's best bud Gwyneth Paltrow is clearly saying to A-Rod, "Look dude, I'm not telling anyone you're going upstairs. No one even knows she's in town. Trust me, my lips are sealed."

Gwyneth and A-Rod were at the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

Truth be told, Madonna is MIA.

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kan    

I think the look on her face is because she's thinking "You pathetic, emasculated little man-boy- dildo stunt double".

2081 days ago
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Loud and talentless    

If things turn out like they do in big games he's in he won't be able to "get up" for her.

2081 days ago
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Chan    

Are we supposed to act shocked? Who cares??? Other then whatshisname ( her not yet X).....

2081 days ago
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Vic    

TMZ doens't read alot into photo's? Thank you TMZ for giving me the biggest laugh of my adult life!

2081 days ago
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kan    

Madonna had Paltrow babysitting Dim-Rod so he wouldn't wander off and bang a tree squirrel while repeating "are you my mommy?". Madonna wanted to be there but she was busy giving group tours of her vagina.

2081 days ago
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Dalilah    

To me it looks like she is thinking "you're not good enough for my friend"...

2081 days ago
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kan    

That is definitely Stink-Eye.

2081 days ago
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sportsstud    

you guys are all wrong, the way she has her lips SEALED TIGHTLY, she is giving that DO NOT KISS ME LOOK!

LMAO

2081 days ago
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nira k    

Those eyes say "You ought to get one of those Martinis, they're soooo good"

2081 days ago
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kan    

Yea, he just got done asking her "are you my mommy?".

2081 days ago
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Reta    

What a skelator she looks like Mark Antony in this picture...time to go eat a twinkie or five hundred!!!

2081 days ago
12.

CinCal    

Looks more to me like she is laughing inside thinking...dude dont you get it...your the flavor of the week!

2081 days ago
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Loud and talentless    

It should be a CLASS A FELONY to ever utter the two words "Madonna" and "Vagina" in the same sentence!

2081 days ago
14.

L.S    

gwenny's doing A Rod too.....

2081 days ago
15.

ttyl    

She actually looks better with him than that 70 year old Hag does!

2081 days ago
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