We don't like reading too much into photos, but Madonna's best bud Gwyneth Paltrow is clearly saying to A-Rod, "Look dude, I'm not telling anyone you're going upstairs. No one even knows she's in town. Trust me, my lips are sealed." 
Gwyneth and A-Rod were at the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.
Truth be told, Madonna is MIA.
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsI think the look on her face is because she's thinking "You pathetic, emasculated little man-boy- dildo stunt double".
If things turn out like they do in big games he's in he won't be able to "get up" for her.
Are we supposed to act shocked? Who cares??? Other then whatshisname ( her not yet X).....
TMZ doens't read alot into photo's? Thank you TMZ for giving me the biggest laugh of my adult life!
Madonna had Paltrow babysitting Dim-Rod so he wouldn't wander off and bang a tree squirrel while repeating "are you my mommy?". Madonna wanted to be there but she was busy giving group tours of her vagina.
To me it looks like she is thinking "you're not good enough for my friend"...
you guys are all wrong, the way she has her lips SEALED TIGHTLY, she is giving that DO NOT KISS ME LOOK!
LMAO
Those eyes say "You ought to get one of those Martinis, they're soooo good"
What a skelator she looks like Mark Antony in this picture...time to go eat a twinkie or five hundred!!!
Looks more to me like she is laughing inside thinking...dude dont you get it...your the flavor of the week!
It should be a CLASS A FELONY to ever utter the two words "Madonna" and "Vagina" in the same sentence!
She actually looks better with him than that 70 year old Hag does!

















