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11/15/2008 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Side Eyes Don't Lie

We don't like reading too much into photos, but Madonna's best bud Gwyneth Paltrow is clearly saying to A-Rod, "Look dude, I'm not telling anyone you're going upstairs. No one even knows she's in town. Trust me, my lips are sealed."

Gwyneth and A-Rod were at the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

Truth be told, Madonna is MIA.

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kan:  1185 days ago

I think the look on her face is because she's thinking "You pathetic, emasculated little man-boy- dildo stunt double".

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Loud and talentless:  1185 days ago

If things turn out like they do in big games he's in he won't be able to "get up" for her.

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Chan:  1185 days ago

Are we supposed to act shocked? Who cares??? Other then whatshisname ( her not yet X).....

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Vic:  1185 days ago

TMZ doens't read alot into photo's? Thank you TMZ for giving me the biggest laugh of my adult life!

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kan:  1185 days ago

Madonna had Paltrow babysitting Dim-Rod so he wouldn't wander off and bang a tree squirrel while repeating "are you my mommy?". Madonna wanted to be there but she was busy giving group tours of her vagina.

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Dalilah:  1185 days ago

To me it looks like she is thinking "you're not good enough for my friend"...

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kan:  1185 days ago

That is definitely Stink-Eye.

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sportsstud:  1185 days ago

you guys are all wrong, the way she has her lips SEALED TIGHTLY, she is giving that DO NOT KISS ME LOOK!

LMAO

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nira k:  1185 days ago

Those eyes say "You ought to get one of those Martinis, they're soooo good"

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kan:  1185 days ago

Yea, he just got done asking her "are you my mommy?".

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Reta:  1185 days ago

What a skelator she looks like Mark Antony in this picture...time to go eat a twinkie or five hundred!!!

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CinCal:  1185 days ago

Looks more to me like she is laughing inside thinking...dude dont you get it...your the flavor of the week!

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Loud and talentless:  1185 days ago

It should be a CLASS A FELONY to ever utter the two words "Madonna" and "Vagina" in the same sentence!

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L.S:  1185 days ago

gwenny's doing A Rod too.....

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ttyl:  1185 days ago

She actually looks better with him than that 70 year old Hag does!

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