Side Eyes Don't Lie

We don't like reading too much into photos, but Madonna's best bud Gwyneth Paltrow is clearly saying to A-Rod, "Look dude, I'm not telling anyone you're going upstairs. No one even knows she's in town. Trust me, my lips are sealed."

Gwyneth and A-Rod were at the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

Truth be told, Madonna is MIA.



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1. I think the look on her face is because she's thinking "You pathetic, emasculated little man-boy- dildo stunt double".

Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 15th 2008 by jrn

2. If things turn out like they do in big games he's in he won't be able to "get up" for her.

Posted at 12:16PM on Nov 15th 2008 by A-Rod = Nimrod

3. Are we supposed to act shocked? Who cares??? Other then whatshisname ( her not yet X).....

Posted at 12:26PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Chan

4. TMZ doens't read alot into photo's? Thank you TMZ for giving me the biggest laugh of my adult life!

Posted at 12:37PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Vic

5. Madonna had Paltrow babysitting Dim-Rod so he wouldn't wander off and bang a tree squirrel while repeating "are you my mommy?". Madonna wanted to be there but she was busy giving group tours of her vagina.

Posted at 12:40PM on Nov 15th 2008 by ak

6. To me it looks like she is saying "you're not good enough for my friend"..

Posted at 1:10PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Cricket

7. To me it looks like she is thinking "you're not good enough for my friend"...

Posted at 1:11PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Cricket

8. That is definitely Stink-Eye.

Posted at 1:31PM on Nov 15th 2008 by jrn

9. you guys are all wrong, the way she has her lips SEALED TIGHTLY, she is giving that DO NOT KISS ME LOOK!

LMAO

Posted at 1:32PM on Nov 15th 2008 by sportsstud

10. Those eyes say "You ought to get one of those Martinis, they're soooo good"

Posted at 1:37PM on Nov 15th 2008 by nira k

11. Yea, he just got done asking her "are you my mommy?".

Posted at 1:36PM on Nov 15th 2008 by ak

12. MADONNA HAS MOVED ON TO ONE OF HER BACKUP DANCERS...NOW THAT A ROD IS FREE GET IT! HE CAN DO WHAT THE HELL HE WANTS... VICTORIA SECRET PARTY.. OH IS MADONNA GOING TO MAKE A BEE LINE FOR THAT
SO THAT WE HAVE TO HAVE HER IN HIS PUBLICITY...

SHOW UP TOGETHER MADONNA AND A ROD GET MARRIED.. TAKE OVER FOR ANGIE BRAD JEN... NOW IT CAN BE
A ROD MADONNA AND GUY...ON THE COVER OF MAGS SINCE EVERYONE IS SICK OF SEEING EVERYWHERE

Posted at 1:43PM on Nov 15th 2008 by GOOD NEWS ...

13. Those eyes say "I haven't eaten in 25 years and I am a cold skeleton-zombie hack. No go eff my doppelganger. Be off common, ball hitter!"

Posted at 2:06PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Kat

14. What a skelator she looks like Mark Antony in this picture...time to go eat a twinkie or five hundred!!!

Posted at 3:04PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Reta

15. Looks more to me like she is laughing inside thinking...dude dont you get it...your the flavor of the week!

Posted at 2:42PM on Nov 15th 2008 by CinCal

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