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What a British Divorce Looks Like

11/21/2008 5:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

We just got docs in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce case. It ain't spectacular, that's for sure, but in case you want to see what a gazillionaire gets from a judge to make her single again, have at it.

The divorce becomes official in 6 weeks.


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Love, love, love me some Madonna! I never understood why she married such a mouse of a man. You go girl! A-Rod would be lucky to have her!!

2161 days ago


The Minge. Part disordered human. Part dysfunctional beast. All skank, all the time.

2161 days ago


The sesame seeds in the vile around her neck are what used to be Dim-Rod's balls.

2161 days ago


Wow, that was quick.
Whatever her madgesty wants, she gets.

2161 days ago


Hasbeens never die, and they seemingly can't even fade away. She's 20 years past her relevancy. It's not even sad, anymore, - it's embarassing.

2161 days ago

TMZ hits a new low    

What another completely boorish story on TMZ.

2160 days ago

Loud and talentless    

Ol' Madonna was hot back during President Reagan's FIRST term but SKANKZILLA CITY now!
She's what ya call a 2-bagger. You would have to wear a bag over YOUR head too, just in case hers came off.
Rode hard ... put up wet (nightly since 1984).

2160 days ago

northern gypsy    

ah kind of bloggers...all but one see madge...minge...for what she has become...thxs for keepin it R&R...

2160 days ago


Madonna cannot keep a man b/c she is too in love with herself. It shows money cannot buy you love. Plus Madonna cannot sing and her behaviour is inappropriate for a woman her age. I know people who are grandmothers at that age and they act better. Grow up Madonna.

2160 days ago


The Minge just keeps her brilliance in the forefront. There's a picture in The Mail, on the eve of her divorce, showing Minge on stage giving a double barrel flip-off to Guy, and referred to him as "a middle aged, emotional retard". And then? 'Madonna says that now the divorce is over she hopes she can have a civil rapport with Guy for the sake of the children.' Yes, Minge, the "civil rapport" is just oozing out of you. Minge's head must vibrate like an over-struck tuning fork from the constant cognitive dissonance. It's clear who got dumped and why.

2160 days ago


Congratulations on your freedom and best wishes to you, Guy Ritchie !

2160 days ago


She had her prime and now she is nasty as can be!
Just a senior citizen trying to hang on to her youth as much as possible.
See her without make up, ooffaaa!!! What a nightmare!

He has more balls than I would have to be with her.
Comes to show, money does make a man blind.

2156 days ago

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