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What a British Divorce Looks Like

11/21/2008 5:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

We just got docs in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce case. It ain't spectacular, that's for sure, but in case you want to see what a gazillionaire gets from a judge to make her single again, have at it.

The divorce becomes official in 6 weeks.

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Tangie    

Love, love, love me some Madonna! I never understood why she married such a mouse of a man. You go girl! A-Rod would be lucky to have her!!

2164 days ago
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kan    

The Minge. Part disordered human. Part dysfunctional beast. All skank, all the time.

2164 days ago
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kan    

The sesame seeds in the vile around her neck are what used to be Dim-Rod's balls.

2164 days ago
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Hawkeye    

Wow, that was quick.
Whatever her madgesty wants, she gets.

2164 days ago
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Clinton    

Hasbeens never die, and they seemingly can't even fade away. She's 20 years past her relevancy. It's not even sad, anymore, - it's embarassing.

2164 days ago
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TMZ hits a new low    

What another completely boorish story on TMZ.

2164 days ago
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Loud and talentless    

Ol' Madonna was hot back during President Reagan's FIRST term but SKANKZILLA CITY now!
She's what ya call a 2-bagger. You would have to wear a bag over YOUR head too, just in case hers came off.
Rode hard ... put up wet (nightly since 1984).

2164 days ago
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northern gypsy    

ah ya...my kind of bloggers...all but one see madge...minge...for what she has become...thxs for keepin it R&R...

2164 days ago
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Jennifer    

Madonna cannot keep a man b/c she is too in love with herself. It shows money cannot buy you love. Plus Madonna cannot sing and her behaviour is inappropriate for a woman her age. I know people who are grandmothers at that age and they act better. Grow up Madonna.

2163 days ago
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kan    

The Minge just keeps her brilliance in the forefront. There's a picture in The Mail, on the eve of her divorce, showing Minge on stage giving a double barrel flip-off to Guy, and referred to him as "a middle aged, emotional retard". And then? 'Madonna says that now the divorce is over she hopes she can have a civil rapport with Guy for the sake of the children.' Yes, Minge, the "civil rapport" is just oozing out of you. Minge's head must vibrate like an over-struck tuning fork from the constant cognitive dissonance. It's clear who got dumped and why.

2163 days ago
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orchidgirlFL    


Congratulations on your freedom and best wishes to you, Guy Ritchie !

2163 days ago
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Basierre    

She had her prime and now she is nasty as can be!
Just a senior citizen trying to hang on to her youth as much as possible.
See her without make up, ooffaaa!!! What a nightmare!

He has more balls than I would have to be with her.
Comes to show, money does make a man blind.

2159 days ago

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