We just got docs in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce case. It ain't spectacular, that's for sure, but in case you want to see what a gazillionaire gets from a judge to make her single again, have at it.
The divorce becomes official in 6 weeks.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Break-Ups, Madonna
1. Love, love, love me some Madonna! I never understood why she married such a mouse of a man. You go girl! A-Rod would be lucky to have her!!
Posted at 3:49PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Dallas
2. The Minge. Part disordered human. Part dysfunctional beast. All skank, all the time.
Posted at 4:00PM on Nov 21st 2008 by kan
3. The sesame seeds in the vile around her neck are what used to be Dim-Rod's balls.
Posted at 4:02PM on Nov 21st 2008 by ark
4. Wow, that was quick.
Whatever her madgesty wants, she gets.
Posted at 4:15PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Hawkeye
5. Hasbeens never die, and they seemingly can't even fade away. She's 20 years past her relevancy. It's not even sad, anymore, - it's embarassing.
Posted at 4:19PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Throw Her A Mirror
6. What another completely boorish story on TMZ.
Posted at 4:53PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Snooze ~ as in, no one cares including Guy Ritchie
7. Ol' Madonna was hot back during President Reagan's FIRST term but SKANKZILLA CITY now!
She's what ya call a 2-bagger. You would have to wear a bag over YOUR head too, just in case hers came off.
Rode hard ... put up wet (nightly since 1984).
Posted at 7:16PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Madonna was hot when Reagan was in office!
8. ah ya...my kind of bloggers...all but one see madge...minge...for what she has become...thxs for keepin it R&R...
Posted at 7:34PM on Nov 21st 2008 by northern gypsy
9. Madonna cannot keep a man b/c she is too in love with herself. It shows money cannot buy you love. Plus Madonna cannot sing and her behaviour is inappropriate for a woman her age. I know people who are grandmothers at that age and they act better. Grow up Madonna.
Posted at 5:40AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by Jenni
10. The Minge just keeps her brilliance in the forefront. There's a picture in The Mail, on the eve of her divorce, showing Minge on stage giving a double barrel flip-off to Guy, and referred to him as "a middle aged, emotional retard". And then? 'Madonna says that now the divorce is over she hopes she can have a civil rapport with Guy for the sake of the children.' Yes, Minge, the "civil rapport" is just oozing out of you. Minge's head must vibrate like an over-struck tuning fork from the constant cognitive dissonance. It's clear who got dumped and why.
Posted at 9:06AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by kan
11.
Congratulations on your freedom and best wishes to you, Guy Ritchie !
Posted at 10:26AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by orchidgirlFL
12. She had her prime and now she is nasty as can be!
Just a senior citizen trying to hang on to her youth as much as possible.
See her without make up, ooffaaa!!! What a nightmare!
He has more balls than I would have to be with her.
Comes to show, money does make a man blind.
Posted at 11:41AM on Nov 26th 2008 by Basierre
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