Marilyn Manson's Latest Gothfriend

1. Someone needs to tell Marilyn Manson that he is old to be playing dress up. He looks like a demented circus clown with that bad makeup job.

Ewww... he is just so nasty. I couldn't drink that good looking.

Posted at 4:31AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Oh, for the love of goth...

2. I have no ides how he gets good looking women. I've yet to see him with an ugly woman. Seriously... does it hang to his ankle or something? What's the deal?

I am so sick of his "edgy" look. He looks just like any 15 year old goth kid that is soooo misunderstood. His look went out a long time ago. I guess he never got the memo.

Posted at 4:39AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Larry Flint

3. Well thank God he's finally back in the news!! I was running out of pictures to masturbate to.

Posted at 4:52AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Campy

4. This @ss hat will be 40 next year and he's still walking around looking like that?

Posted at 5:04AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Just thew up a little in my mouth

5. I did not even know he was still around...

Posted at 5:07AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Mike

6. This look is so old. Why don't they try something else?

Posted at 5:10AM on Dec 6th 2008 by beth563

7. As long as there is teen angst, you better believe Marilyn Manson will be around. He's like herpes... you just can't get rid of him no matter how hard you try.

I noticed that Marilyn was missing a few things that any high school goth will tell you is a must:

1. Vampire fangs. Any good little goth will tell you that you just have to get those stupid things attached to your teeth.

2. Lip/nose/leyebrow piercing. How can he be the king of goth without one?

3. Black nail polish... preferably chipped because you just don't give a damn what society thinks.

Posted at 5:23AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Miss Understood

8. Take a lesson from Madonna (Madge?), and re-invent yourself - QUICK!

Posted at 7:01AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Not_A_Fan

9. He looks like all the Lisa Rinna/Cher/Donatella Versaci fat collagen lipped women that have just had far too many procedures done.

Posted at 7:19AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

10. She needs to hit the gym to tone those arms and thighs if she is going to be in the tabloids. She is too young to have flabby legs.

Posted at 8:23AM on Dec 6th 2008 by burstpeopleintoflames

11. How does he do it? She's gorgeous like the rest.

Posted at 8:24AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Sobelle7

12. he thinks he looks cool, unfortunately he looks like a total moron does he know people are laughing at him?. nice makeup, can i borrow some eyeliner?

Posted at 8:28AM on Dec 6th 2008 by lali

13. It is true he wears a wig and it totally bald? Probably got scalped by satan worshipper?

Posted at 9:04AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Brandi

14. I wish he would move into my neighborhood. He would increase the value of the homes.

Posted at 9:20AM on Dec 6th 2008 by trash lover

15.
She looks just like Marylin Manson.. Maybe she is his lovechild ? All those rock stars have illegitimate children all over the globe from trysts with groupies.
She definitely shouldn't wear micro-mini with thighs like hers. Is it cellulite ? Ewwwww....

Posted at 10:14AM on Dec 6th 2008 by orchidgirlFL