Wobbly Wentz Whores Out "Baby" Pics

Pete Wentz might want to get a paternity test -- his baby looks a lot like John Mayer.

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All the magazines reportedly passed on the Bronx Mowgli Wentz baby pics -- and we were given a real treat when an unsteady Pete decided to show us a photo on his cell phone last night outside Virgin Megastore in NYC.



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1. Pete's a creepy little man...now a creepy little father.

Posted at 9:50AM on Dec 16th 2008 by Luke Warmwater

2. Pete's starting to look a little Elton John-ish.

Posted at 9:54AM on Dec 16th 2008 by Luke Warmwater

3. Pete really thinks he is someone, doesn't he? He doesn't get it that the only reason the paps hang around him is because it is his wife that is they want pictures of. I agree with Luke Warmwater's comments above. Pete is a little creepy and he is starting to look at little Elton-ish. Makes you wonder what is really going on in that relationship!

Posted at 9:58AM on Dec 16th 2008 by Yikes-A-Hooty

4. pete was just on the howard stern show where he professed his love of man sex. he also said that ashlee takes it in the butt.

Posted at 10:04AM on Dec 16th 2008 by bostnkid

5. no one cares about their kid, period. Babies are born to average people everyday, and that's what they are - average. No great looks, no great talent, don't really contribute anything to society. And plus he seems to blatantly gay to me, I doubt its his kid....next.

Posted at 10:09AM on Dec 16th 2008 by tgirl

6. And even if the kid doesn't like his name, he can't really use the initials, either.

Posted at 10:36AM on Dec 16th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

7. I guess that's where a shotgun wedding will get you. Stuck at home with the baby while your "size zero pants" husband goes out and gets drunk with his "buddies", all under the guise of "he's working". Congratulations on finding yourself such a catch Ashlee. I bet you can't stop smiling.

Posted at 11:25AM on Dec 16th 2008 by Trit

8. Day-um. There goes the hundred of dollars they were going to get for those photos. Now one of them might have to get a paying gig to support Grand Pappy Simpson.

Posted at 10:47AM on Dec 16th 2008 by wasting time

9. How dumb they could have got paid for a photo shoot what a loser.

Posted at 11:11AM on Dec 16th 2008 by The Boss

10. who cares abou them.....ashlee should be in a garage band anyway....take her sister jessica with her as a backup singer/dancer. i see nothing special about the simpsons or the dude ashlee is married to.

Posted at 11:46AM on Dec 16th 2008 by Millie

11. Yeah, I bet Ashlee is so happy to be married to that weazel! But then again, she never struck me as a girl with alot of self-confidence. With all the plastic surgery and the mock-singing career, I think she was totally living in her sisters shadow. The sad thing is she could probably do better than this dude but she won't know now that she got herself pregnant and has a baby to consider!

And, am I wrong or does this guy seem really GAY? What's with his profession of love for every Hollywood hearthrob - ie Brad Pitt, John Mayer etc.? He has a "man-crush" on everyone! That is very weird, dude! This marriage is NOT going to last more than a couple years - atleast that is my guess!

Posted at 11:50AM on Dec 16th 2008 by candice

12. Day-um. There goes the hundred of dollars they were going to get for
those photos. Now one of them might have to get a paying gig to
support Grand Pappy Simpson.

Posted at 10:47AM on Dec 16th 2008 by wasting time

and

How dumb they could have got paid for a photo shoot what a loser.

Posted at 11:11AM on Dec 16th 2008 by The Boss

wow, you must be the losers because you either did not actually watch
the video or you did not recognize the sarcasm in the tmz tag because
it really WASN'T the baby.

Posted at 11:55AM on Dec 16th 2008 by i still hate retards

13. i don't know - i always thought pete was hot in a feminine/rocker sort of way. ashley - no. he could do so much better than her.

Posted at 12:02PM on Dec 16th 2008 by What, Bitches??

14. I think it is so stupid for people to say things about Ashlee getting plastic surgery on her nose. Its not like she had a perfectly fine nose before...she kind of has a large ugly nose and she probably felt self-conscious about it so why is it so wrong for her to get it fixed. She probably feels better about herself and isn't that a good thing. If I had enough money and I had a nose like hers, I would get it fixed too. And just because you or I don't think Pete is handsome doesn't mean that nobody could love him. There is somebody for everyone, Right?

Posted at 12:03PM on Dec 16th 2008 by Jess

15. Jess - I couldn't agree with you more! Having your nose fixed or having a tooth fixed is fine! But, Ashley had alot more than that done to her face. Take a look at a photo of her five years ago and then look at a recent photo! She is completely different looking. So, all I'm saying is..............don't change yourself too much! And by the way, women who have lots of work done don't have more self-confidence than women who don't. Statistics have proven they are actually more prone to depression and suicide! A nose, a tooth - sure. Your whole face - not so sure!

Posted at 12:17PM on Dec 16th 2008 by candice

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