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DMX Pleads Guilty, Guilty, Guilty and Guilty

12/30/2008 3:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sometimes it's easier to run all your errands in one place. For DMX, that place is court.

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In Maricopa County court this morning, Earl "DMX" Simmons pled guilty four times in three different cases at the same time. Here's the breakdown:
-- In case one, he pled guilty to one count of cruelty to animals and one count of possession of narcotic drugs.
-- In case number two, he pled guilty to theft.
-- And in lucky case number three, he pled guilty to possession of marijuana.

As part of a plea agreement, all additional charges against him were dropped -- he will be sentenced on January 30.

UPDATE: The Maricopa County Attorney's Office says X is expected to receive a minimum 90 days in jail and will receive no credit for time served.

Also, if he violates his probation -- which states he's not allowed to own pets or firearms -- he could get more than 10 years behind bars.

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Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is    

What is up with all these SPAMMERS?

Lock him up and throw away the key. He is not worth saving.

2039 days ago
2.

Toune    

one count of cruelty to animals - He deserves to be thrown into a fighting circle and have HIS limbs ripped apart one by one.....One count...nice plea deal...

He should ROT IN HELL.

2039 days ago
3.

wrait    

Hope his new prison peers welcome him with open zippers

2039 days ago
4.

deb    

EARL?????????????????

2039 days ago
5.

Barfalufugus    

He should have asked for soap on a rope for Christmas.

2039 days ago
6.

Melissa    

Well There You Go.

2039 days ago
7.

matt    

On the second charge I was just wondering what he stoled?

2039 days ago
8.

Wayne Newtn    

one and all,

i must resurrect my hypothesis that of which i am most known: 'Bling Splatt the Cause of Pre-Mature Death among Rappers'.

As submitted to the New England Journal of Health, the American Medical Association, National Geographic, Reader's Digest, and Redbook.

My postulate that the root cause of death among rappers is not due to black on black crime, per se. But, due to the inordinate use of metals within the framework of their upper torso, in the region of what is known on the street as 'da grill'. Commonly used metals such as silver, gold, platinum, and an occasional diamond or two (dependent upon the rappers ability to sell their wares - ie records - ) as placed in the oral cavity of said rapper, causes reactions such that mortality rates are a foregone conclusion. There is no cure for 'Bling Splatt", the diagnosis is death.

What causes 'Bling Splatt'? There is no simple answer. My theory revolves about the idea that low IO levels of said rappers combined with calcuim and phosphorous (previously stated in street slang as 'da grill') when mixed with metals and/or metallic objects react such that positively charged electrons are emitted which when released within the parietal lobe send such a large electrical pulse throughout the parietal region of the brain, that the organ cannot absorb...in essence...KABOOM !!!...the brain has exploded...ie "Brain Splatt".

Collegues at the Bellevue Mental Hospital, Def Jam Records Inc., Johns Hopkins Medical University, and Toys 'R Us are in concert with my hypothesis, theories, and ideas. They are all in agreement that more study and review is needed in this arena of medicine. I have applied for a $500 Billion bailout for study and research and a few luxury amenities for myself (Mustang Ranch, Nevada trips for me and the staff, and dubs for my Prius). President-elect Obama has been apprised of this situation and receives daily updates as to which rapper is next believed to contract the illness as such. The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Secret Service, MI6, Scotland Yard, and Elmer Fudd are conducting intelligence quotient (IO) tests on secretly on unsuspecting rappers, as we speak, in order to compile and update their existing files of low intelligence rappers.

Such a twist of fate that belies our 'mos def freestylin' word-slangin' prophets. That there by the grace of God, he shall speak. But, there by the grace of God, when he speaks with mouths full of 'bling', his head will go BOOM !!!

My services are rendered to expose the truth regards the death of our nations rappers. Word !!!

einStinE

2039 days ago
9.

Dave    

N-word.

2039 days ago
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!!    


No credit for time served?!... that's jacked up.

2039 days ago
11.

ozzman    

jackass...

2039 days ago
12.

Dave    

For the benefit of the yelling blond, the second paragraph of the article ends with "he will be sentenced on January 30."

2039 days ago
13.

tmazgal    

Gosh, Earl looks good in his pink underwear. He is going to love Sheriff Joe's County lock-up.

2039 days ago
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al loanese    

12. For the benefit of the yelling blond, the second paragraph of the article ends with "he will be sentenced on January 30."

Posted at 6:16PM on Dec 30th 2008 by Dave



and thats when you Dave can booty bust him or vice versa...dave you are one ignorant abortion!

2039 days ago
15.

Liz    

He looks nice in stripes!

2039 days ago
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